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The Wanderer Feb 22
So, my dad’s your gynecologist...
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xxxneon Feb 22
Psst, you into hoarding?
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This human 👻 (srsly) Feb 22
Get a little salty.
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Jules🐼🌷 Feb 22
Do you always tweet here?
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Jake Robison Feb 22
Pleased to Meet You, Hope You Googled My Name.
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tribetraveler Feb 22
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice
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Alien T 💫👽 Feb 22
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Ms. Dreamer🔮 Feb 22
Asking to guest host their hashtag game?
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This human 👻 (srsly) Feb 22
Dance a jig with cleats on your feet
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38Tags Feb 22
Does this look infected?
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🌌🍸T🍸🌌 Feb 22
Hi, my name is ______. I love you.
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Pootie Tang Feb 22
Let's cut the bullshit, will you piss on me for $50?
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This human 👻 (srsly) Feb 22
Just put the work in to seducing them. That will melt that ice around their heart.
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Properly Pisces ✨🧜🏻‍♀️✨ Feb 22
Lick 👅 their cheek once + curtsy.
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Mrs. JenzyJenJenzinitaIn BitchinSurgicalMenopause Feb 22
I’m pretty sure my mom and your dad hooked up after Sunday mass last year.
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Insanely Sane Feb 22
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Dark Lords, Villains, & Monsters Feb 23
- "You remind me of my eight husband. He, too, was an amalgamation of parts from my fourth through seventh husbands, sewn together by Igor in the dark of night."
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Star Amy Feb 22
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♫ Adriano&Paulina ♫ Feb 23
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Collin Murr Feb 22
So... who here’s been lobotomized?
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