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Mike Szydlowski 1h
This is how I spend my evenings...shopping for bird seed, life savers and panty hose...all tax exempt for school of course.
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makenna 10h
Cutting ties is so easy
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thereal.taty Sep 13
Dont try to be buddy buddy when ur friends not around. Btc im not no fucking substitute ✂️
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Talia 3h
Fun fact: literally the minute my wine goes from being ice cold to room temp, I’m done with it.
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Arlington Road 14h
I couldn’t care less whether Sinead O’Connor now identifies as a goat let alone a Muslim.
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Shelly Gardiner Sep 14
Decision made. I need to start a dream diary. Await figuring out how messed up I am
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The Iowa Sensation Sep 15
Apparently she thinks all the race cars are her uncle Matt’s racecar. 🤷‍♂️ this is after she’s running around saying “Superman” all morning.
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Geri Ann Brown Sep 14
Sometimes I don’t know why I fucking bother.
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je Sep 15
never understood how hoes can be cool fw the SAME nigga😹
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Cultivation-X 15h
I got ear worms .. just not long enough to use them as earrings.
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Caris Ferrari-Lane Sep 15
Na I need to control myself when I’m drunk 😂😂😂😂
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edele lynch 9h
Lift selfie!! I look like I have no eyebrows 😱not the best look 😂 I’m a sucker for a dress and a rain coat.. weird I know 🤷🏻‍♀️ I don’t know why!!!
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Jess 🍵 Sep 15
When you were caught talking to yourself in public.
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1520GrownMan Sep 12
Watching The Day the Earth Stood Still and I would love for some aliens to come to Earth on sum cool shit
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read bio 7h
Another person just signed up for: instagram squad !! - wanna join a gc? - looking for new mutuals? - check out the google form in my bio & sign up! ~ September 5, 2019 at 06:56AM ~
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smalls. Sep 14
Jenny in here trying to eat my panty liners smh
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Paul Gun 16h
Pasta bake. Not the foodstuff, but the actual words together make my skin crawl. I shall call it ovened pasta.
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Nigil Lee 40m
Today was special. Got to meet up with my Young Life Team for the first time and I’m super excited to do ministry with them! Excited to see what this year is gonna bring!!
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Reverend Leviathan™ 2h
After Buk's announcement on Friday the 13th, what better shirt to wear on ?
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Emma H ✯ 7h
Thought we had a broken hand on the cards... we didn’t but I’m in a weird state of realisation that I made a real human with a real skeleton inside him.. 8 years on...
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