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certified nice boi 19 Dec 09
Highlight of the trip so far: a old wooden station wagon with a lisence plate reading "SLOWOOD"
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April Kaull 22 Aug 13
This is why spell check is my friend. ;)
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Neil Murray 27 Aug 10
Replying to @MelbourneBitter
Kiss the Bride was a misprint, Elton was supposed to sing kiss the groom.
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chels 1 Apr 11
@courtstrosnider my ilfe is in shambles, shambles i tell youuu
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Erzan Popova 17 Oct 12
Just put £2.50 in a charity box on purpose
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Meredith Adams 26 Jul 12
So, have you been taking anything for your diarrhea? Yes, this stuff called exlax.
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Hannah Rancourt 8 Mar 12
I keep thinking it's Friday
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Brianne Anderson 24 Jan 14
Turns out that that root beer was not, in fact, caffeine free.
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Jerica LeBlanc 8 Nov 12
but honestly.. i never had anything huge against mr. irvine
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Jorge 10 Dec 17
I'm a Chelsea fan, I wanted City to win, but I like Ibra and Lukaku. Feel Lukaku :/
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Samantha Hewitt 25 Mar 12
I haven't entered my pad code wrong in a long time...but without even thinking I put in 1003
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Jenny Korn ~ Groovy! 23 Oct 12
Don't presume I the only woman of color in this lounge must naturally work here
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ًٌٍLaura Dennison 15 Aug 13
My auntie just sent me a text that read "well done ,and an A in maths! LOL x" ever the vote of confidence
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Ɣαsмιη-Jэяяιcαh 26 Nov 12
I clearly deserved to be a winning sperm you however most definitely should have ended up in a wank tissue
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Amelia Ulmer 11 Dec 13
Anna took another free sample at the mall in the hopes that it was more food but it was lotion
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Hoots 29 Jan 15
taught us "Don't cross the streams." Another revelation: Don't let the blender balls get tangled.
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jessica sturman 23 Feb 12
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@ChuckyUF Jul 17
Replying to @jenafish17 @Mr_1_Bit
Yes Mam...He will find out the hard way!!!
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Tobie James May 16
It puts the sequins on its skin... (but seriously, one wrong word has this story going from awww-dorable to awww-hell-no).
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Andy Sep 16
Playing and i read my clue wrong. Words added after round was played. @ Birmingham, United Kingdom
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