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Steve Dresel Aug 18
Me: "How are we cutting your hair today?" Men: "Short." Me: "How short?" Men: "Just normal."
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Erin Adriaansen 12h
My undying love for Ford is being tested by the new golf cart-like automatic ignition shut off every time I brake 😒
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JT Street Aug 21
I woke up today thinking about loan apps.
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RebeKah 10h
It's 8:23p and I haven't fallen asleep at my computer yet. Whaaaat? Does this mean I'm becoming accustomed to running after 10-13 3-5 year olds?
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Haley Kruger Aug 18
3 batches of cupcakes later and I am totally losing my touch!!! 2 completely failed chocolate batches and 1 vanilla that tastes like cornbread
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Ghost in a Shell Aug 18
Welp, this morning I felt like a failure. I put eggs on the stove to boil. We're going kayaking today so I wanted some protein in the bellies. Forgot about the eggs...almost burned the house down😞major anxiety now. Gonna go get some sun/water while the house clears out.
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\\ * X x - SOME FUCKING LITTLE SHIT - x X * // Aug 22
Tfw you want that post gym taco bell but remember your gay ass is going on a cruise in a week and you gotta look lik a snacc for the other homos on board or they wont eat your ass.. Dis sum bullshit
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Jenna 24h
I don’t know why I always wake up tense. Isn’t sex and sleep supposed to relax you?
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Dagmara Dominczyk 12h
Justify, glorify, vilify: it’s what we do in America, especially when it comes to reality TV. And maybe it’s all fun and games until spineless Sean Spicer ends up as a dancing “star”
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Law7940 Aug 21
Got locked out of my other account so I’m starting over.
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Mareee 9h
I just want to be skinny but I also want to eat pizza
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CloakedWarrior 15h
Getting viewers on Twitch & Youtube is close to impossible and even more frustrating. Apparently I haven't a clue what I'm doing.
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Jose Blanco 13h
So when real life got hard, I pushed into work and exelled there for a while. Now I'm trying to shift that energy into the real and I'm already noticing my work shifting.
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Onyx Xavier 13h
I feel like shit and I wanna go home and sleep. But I have to get on a stupid train to get to a stupid bus so I can see my stupid (yet wonderful) friends in SF
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sin 13h
tell me why everyone in my family got sick the same day?? we all woke up feeling like shit today
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Neen / Nin 6h
I can’t believe I was loosing sleep over you... It’s not him, it’s my Mid Semester Exams.
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Azel phantom Aug 20
Have you ever been so tired of eating but know you have to?
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Brit Godbee Aug 21
I’m so ready to get this shift over
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Sam Boik 21h
gonna get worse before it gets better
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shiiva 23h
yo so my boi Kristian wants to have some random ass crazy 😜 people for his homecoming house party this Friday night 🌃 somewhere in the outskirts of Lipa 🏡 DM if you're down❗👇
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