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RN❤️💉 7h
Every time a male RN comes in the room to help me, the family rushes in from the hall to hear what the “doctor” has to say. When a female physician comes in, white coat, MD hanging from her name tag, specialty and credentials embroidered on her coat, no one moves.
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yzma. Jul 13
I hate when I feel like someone’s mad at me because I need constant reassurance that they’re not mad at me and then that just makes them mad at me because I’m being annoying af. ☹️😞
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Dick Tracy 20h
Well somehow my boy dog broke his toe. So at the ER Vet for the night!
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Ransom Creech Jul 12
Graduate in 3 weeks and lost my tiger card.
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☄Dark Lady Sith Witch Rachelle☾ Jul 13
For fucks sake Twitter please stop changing my button placement. It's messing with my muscle memory you inconsiderate tits!
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Tamura Crawley 12h
If one more person tells me that teachers don’t work in the summer I can’t promise you what comes out of my mouth next. 🤦🏾‍♀️
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LiberalOkie Jul 9
I go from constantly watching the news to not wanting to hear another f_ing word. Before he was elected, I would have nightmares of jack-booted thugs coming for me and my family. Now, every day is a real living nightmare with this shitwad we have for a president.
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EngineeringExplained 2h
How many times will I record entire videos without turning on my microphone? I don’t know, but I’m sure plenty more!
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Ally Jul 11
Sitting sat work playing Twenty One Pilots on uke. Help me, I’m turning into a stan!
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Paola Matuty 24h
Current mood: que nadie me hable🙄🙄🙄
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💙Blue&WhiteChick💙 Jul 13
What a crap day at work..time to head home & veg with some ice cream
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M ⚡️ Jul 12
I loved creeping on my ex boyfriend’s ex girlfriend’s best friend and her boyfriend bc they seemed hella cute, but I think they broke up and I have no way to verify this information
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Courtney Shelton Jul 14
My husband was in line at Starbucks this morning and overheard a 20 something on her phone. She called it Starbees. That. Is. Not. Okay. Stop it, millennials. Right now. That is some stupid shit.
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mommy needs a nap 12h
3: I think I will wake up at 5:30am and then lay around moping about how “sad I am and miss daddy” then ask to watch tv.
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Katie Kalamity Jul 15
Lactose intolerant and constipated *pours whole milk on cereal* Challenge accepted
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Natalie Ferrari 6h
Soaring temperatures, increasing haze, and no relief in sight! Get ready for a downright brutal forecast.
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ℕ 𝔸 𝕋 ℍ 𝔸 𝕃 𝕀 𝔼 🎠 Jul 12
Seriously? You barely even know each others last names. Calm down. Bf and I forgot all about our FIVE year anniversary and people out here going
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Katharine Harris Jul 15
I find most home improvement chores thankless, but there’s a special level of thanklessness reached by having to do a second coat of white paint. On your baseboards especially.
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stephanie dillard Jul 13
I loathe players that are lazy, cocky, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, bad teammates, showboats, and any other negative word I forgot! 🤬 Give 100% every time you step on the field to play or don’t show up at all! =baseball
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Tommy Garrett Jul 12
Okay, you phony Bible thumpers have finally convinced me there's a hell. (insert sanctimonious "He's going to find out when he dies!") Anyway, I turn on the TV for background sound at 3:25 am and the Clown in Orange Makeup is on rambling like an illiterate fool! !💜💕
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