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Sapna Moti Bhavnani Aug 19
Can you tell who is a Hindu Sindhi or who is a Muslim Sindhi? In Sindh, there were only Sindhis, not Hindu and Muslim. ***Photos taken from the net.***
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Aayush Shrestha Aug 17
My Canadian visa got rejected. I dont suppose there will be a retweet storm to get me a second "review". Life is sad.
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Russ Aug 18
When you get your credit card bill and it’s $410K but then you realize that’s grounds for celebration 🤣🤣🤣 😬 (feat. a roll)
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☀️patrickwatsonastrology.com🌙 Aug 17
Had a session today with someone who was born with Venus in the 8th house, and their spouse has Venus in the 8th house as well. The first time they had sex together was in, ::drumroll:: A CEMETERY.
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DJ Alice 17h
I swear not a day goes by without someone asking me if I’m Korean 😅😂
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spoiler greg Aug 21
A friend hit a referee during a high school basketball game. He couldn’t go to the games for awhile The refs called better games after that
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alvin27xx 20h
Chinese be like locking their car doors and holding their handbags when I’m walking,ok I understand .But I’m gonna be covering my face when I walk past them..Why?? so they don’t try to sell me anything..I wanna protect my bank balance😎
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Chris Brown Aug 21
1. Bank loans home buyer $1.7M w/ doc that says "one million seven thousand ($1,700,000)." [Note the error.] 2. Dispute arises. 3. Court rules buyer only owes $1,007,000 ($693k less) because words prevail. ➡️ Don't write numbers twice in
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Tony The Democrat Aug 18
We have a volunteer under doc’s orders to take periodic BP readings at home. She noticed that every reading after a session of writing , her BP was always much better. Her MD told her to keep writing with us. Text JOIN to (484) 275-2229 Write now!
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Bess K. 19h
You get called into the office of your boss' boss' boss. You ask your boss "any advice?" and she just says "no."
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Becki Leach 13h
I’ve been reminded recently that for me.....this is very true. I’ll apologise now if my face occasionally offends
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Vannie Kaap Aug 19
It's 3:30am and I'm awake still amazed by the fact that my beloved Corn Flakes was invented to help people stop skommeling.
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Mehak ✨🏳️‍🌈 12h
I almost failed nursery.
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Victoria Baamonde Aug 20
One time I picked up a baby carrot and was extremely startled and said, "does this baby carrot have a pulse?!" My roommate stared at me until I realized I was feeling the pulse in my thumb.
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Chief Ezekwueche 👑 Aug 20
The excitement that comes with when you buy new Electronics or when you buy your first car 😊, you go just dy smile like mumu for room 😂😂😂.. Small thing you press the car alarm button, to know if the car still Park outside 😂😂😂
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herdHater™️ Aug 21
I mowed an eld-EER Lady’s yard yesterday when she saw my mow-eers in my truck and asked if I could help her. When hH got to her house she told me she liked WVU more than the Turds so I made her 1AA yard look like a P5 forest for free. She said thank you Mr. Hater! 😌
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Fiona Odlum Aug 20
Replying to @jannarden
I had a guy be 45 mins late for a date and his reason for being late was because he was boobie trapping the car with whoopie cushions & squirting flowers. Ruined my leather skirt with the "invisible ink" and we had to go "Dutch" because he spent all his $$ on pranks
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RCPSG Heritage 9h
Joseph Lister giving his first UK lecture on antisepsis in Glasgow, 1868
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Charlette.Green Aug 21
It actually makes the opposite happen.
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էհε Wἶէƈհ 15h
Good morning, my ! Did you know...that you only get THIS moment once? SO—FUCKING DOMINATE IT! Don’t disappoint ...🖤
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