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sad 18 Aug 15
I'm ready to come out as
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๐Ÿฆ‹Lil Skiesโ€™ bitch๐Ÿฆ‹ Aug 16
brb Iโ€™m cutting off my limbs so I can be a fish and go in the fish tube ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜Œ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅด
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Carole Berger ๓พ“ฆ ๐Ÿ’— 13 Jun 15
*snort* RT : DWS comes out as She's really a Poodle-American.
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Chip Bultemeier 1 Sep 15
I identify as a dog. Woof
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Barry Howie 23 Jul 18
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gurt 1 Jun 15
On all levels, except physical, I am a Red Panda. Just a Red Panda stuck in a mans body.
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CBC Newz 5 Aug 18
Replying to @globalnews
Awesome! Trail blazer on the whole movement.
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Marvin the Martian 15 Jun 15
Replying to @usaf48
As a we are happy with this development - now can you stop chasing us around ?!?!
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Marketmaykur 21 May 16
Got a public urination ticket this weekend. Looking to plead innocent. Reason: identifying as a wild Animal.
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Beaver Bingus 6 Oct 15
Replying to @evanpenn
let me decide what I am.
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David Baddiel 15 Jun 15
Since I spend a lot of time these days eating and falling asleep it occurs to me I might be a cat born into the body of a human
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Abi 12 Jun 15
Why stop at ?! Forget y'all...I'm a giraffe!!
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Pikalock 6 Mar 15
--Itโ€™s like my life was wrong And somehow, now, at last Iโ€™m in My own skin Up here in the world above!
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ScrolloLanza 28 Jul 17
Thank god we have the first transgender (maybe ) president
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Travis Wheat 2 Jun 15
When you're born a goat but decide you wanna be a unicorn
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Munkiki Sep 12
Transpecies are real, check this out
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Heidi Glรผm 24 Jul 15
You guys i need to come clean. Im trans. I decided that it's time to start living as the real me, a capuchin.
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Seth Greenland 13 May 13
Have determined I am actually a sloth trapped in a human body.
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Proximus Enterprises Sep 28
Meet : the worldโ€™s first artist and activist!
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bronco burgundy 13 Nov 17
Replying to @daviesinator
Shit.... Why stop there? I say we should identify as an endangered panda and get some serious benefits out of this thing.
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