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Mukhriz Mahathir 2 Apr 17
Replying to @NajibRazak
Mother of all ironies!
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Courtney Deaton 12 May 14
So I'm the reason blondes have a bad reputation
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Emma Atkins Jul 24
Replying to @Sam_Metcalf
I slept through it! 😴
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Hannah Birtles 4 Mar 13
since when was there a fucking meteor in russia ? lol
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Not Precedent Donald J Trumpetytrump Feb 24
No president has ever celebrated July 4th before, so I’m gonna throw a party for all my supporters! There’ll be backwater hooch, ratsicles, and a special caravan where you can take your cousin and do what God intended! SAVE THE DATE!
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Spencer Whitehead 26 May 14
You could throw yourself at me an I still wouldn't realize that you're into me.
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Gordon Voller 16 Mar 14
Presume there's been some sort of football game on today
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Rock @ Pirate Nation 12 Sep 14
Top Tip of the Day: Stay in and listen to Pirate Nation as there are a lot of A***holes on the road!!
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Jonathan Heron 29 Oct 12
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K8 🌼 2 Dec 12
I hate going to bed pissed off... πŸ˜”
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Hannah Schneider 17 May 13
Honking, screaming, waving and looking like a complete idiot trying to get attention driving down Lincoln.
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skye. 3 Dec 12
Casually dribbling on my arm
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Logan Corona 25 Nov 13
U have not seen me mad until u see me yelling at people at Costco to get out of the way!
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Marissa Posner 14 Feb 14
I found out about my official acceptance by a friend accepted ED1...
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Gary Paterson 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸŒ 17 Dec 13
Wait... It's Christmas next week?!
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Whitney Hightower 10 Mar 14
You don't realize your actions are hurtful πŸ˜”πŸ˜
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Indiepopkid71 30 May 16
Now that's what I call prizes from the theme park! 😳
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Atwar Garcha 20 Jan 18
Replying to @JaanekGrewal
Funniest shit ever!
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Jock DN Campbell 21 Jul 14
Today's great line - 'I have two favourite subjects Rev! History, science & Maths'.
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whomst? 1 May 13
Replying to @regirawr
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