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The Galway Mammy 3h
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Cockney in the Countryside Jan 7
Morning all! Apparently 2am Is an acceptable start to the day according to the Boss Baby.... 😩😩 Its gonna be a long stretch till nap time
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Carmen Vos 38m
Free coffee ➡️ ⬅️ 🇨🇦. I can’t imagine a day without Smart Cocoa. Try it for free.
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Teach My 7h
7 Myths About The Terrible Twos You Can Totally Ignore.
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Nneka Jan 7
To all the hardworking Americans who somehow manage to get children dressed and fed in the morning AND make it to work on time... you’re the real MVPs
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DaddyGrownup Jan 6
Sitting watching my toddler (who should be asleep) tickling herself on the baby monitor and listening to her laughing and screaming is hilarious! I'm sure I won't be saying this tomorrow is she keeps me awake all night...
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jackmaypole 4h
Field notes: This is what it is like during a busy 3 year old’s physical exam. (They like to explore!)
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Marissa 💖 Jan 4
2.5 does this cute thing where I tell her not to feed the dogs her snacks so she closes her eyes, pretends she doesn’t see me and feeds the dogs her snacks.
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Marissa 💖 Jan 8
Super convenient and highly suspicious that 10 seconds before he walks out the door for work, my husband says to our toddler, “did you poop? I think you JUST pooped!” after being up with her for over half an hour.
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Marissa 💖 Jan 2
Husband chopped up some celery and I was proud that our two year old kept asking for it. Even prouder when I found out she was throwing the celery in the trash 😆
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Mom Life Jan 5
Looking for anyone interested in supporting my 18mo financially. At the current rate he consumes food, there is no way we’ll be able to afford him as a teenager.
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kate 9h
That feeling of terror when you're rushing out the door for afternoon pickup and the toddler dumps half a liter of water on himself
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Jessica Ryan Jan 5
Finally found the house keys after the only clue the 2 year old would give us was "I frowed it." That sure was a fun game that lasted all afternoon.
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Tiny Geniuses 8h
Toddler: “I has baby” (pointing to belly). Teacher: "Where? In your belly?" Toddler: “No, here” (pointing to chin). Teacher: “In your chin?” Toddler: "Yeah, Have baby in chin!" 🤣
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Randy Templeton jr 6h
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Ming the Merciless Jan 15
There's a special place in hell for people who fly / with not one but TWO screaming ...11 hours...
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Cara Crossman 21h
When it's 4am & your 3 yr old asks you to snuggle. You do it. There won't always be moments like this.
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Mom shit. Jan 16
My favorite thing about my 2 yr old is that she laughs at others pain and doesn’t give two fucks about it.
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Meagan York 🌸 Jan 12
I can’t even sit on the mother fucking toilet in peace!!! Fuck
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Meowganizer Jan 1
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