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Lynda Jimenez Jun 15
Anyone else have an impossible time of getting their toddler to sleep in a hotel room crib? Been cosleeping all weekend. 🙄
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KriVar 13m
How did parents survive without social media? Did they just sit around all day wondering why their kid was the only asshole kid on the planet?
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Lora 21h
Kora legit put herself in timeout😅
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Casie Riewerts Jun 17
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Go Baby Grow Jun 18
For some strange reason my child develops a weak bladder when it's bed time. She's literally had to "use the potty" 5 times in the last 10 minutes 😂
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s o n d r a ❁ 13h
Picked my daughter up from daycare & refused to carry her to the car which resulted in her refusing to let me buckle her into her car seat which resulted in 4 kicks to the face, 5 times me pleading with her to stop, & 6 min of me bawling my eyes out in the parking lot.
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Tara Reilly Jun 17
I smiled smugly at a friends post bemoaning setting an alarm for work. "I don't need to do that these days!" Then I remember I have a toddler who on a whim can decide 5am or earlier is time to get up and start their day. Smug no more.
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Lainabear 9h
Hot take: couscous is the glitter of dinner time. If your toddler spills some, you’ll never get all of it cleaned up.
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Hannibal. M Jun 7
“Sight Words” Tee by Filthy Brilliance
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Camella 8h
River told me Dada is at the marketplace. Shopping for essentials, you know pop for me and chocolate milk for her.
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Brina 🐾 Jun 17
My daughter keeps digging around and taking stuff out. 😫
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The Mum Bum Jun 15
Is there anything more disturbing than a 2yo running round the room with a plastic knife shouting “stab stab stab stab....”!!
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Nick Carter Jun 7
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Tierra H 8h
My toddler is 😡 because her hands are wrinkled from taking a bath and she wants me to wipe the wrinkles off 🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️
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Wicked Uncle USA🇺🇸 19h
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Ashton McGill 14h
Malie- hey momma play Jasmine Me *plays Speechless* do you like Jasmine? Malie - No, Malie likes Bo Peep 🤦🏼‍♀️
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bluefoxeducationtv 6h
Checkout my new educational children's video at . Learn counting and colors.
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Melissa Bergum Jun 16
Little Dragon calls our cat, Cleo, her sister. Weird, but also adorable.
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Arifkaredia 19h
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G_clefBaybee👄🎹🎤💙☕️ Jun 2
Just now: 2 asked for a banana.. Me: "Are you gonna eat it?" 👧🏻: "Yes mommy" Me: "Are you sure you really want it?" 👧🏻: "I really want it!" *with nodding* Me: *lets her bite. She spits it out*😩 Now I have a leftover banana..again🤯
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