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AnxiousMomma Aug 15
My speech delay toddler starting to put phrases together is so amazing and wonderful, except for when we are in a public bathroom. MOM YOU POOPOO MOM MOM. YOU POOPOO STINKY POOPOO
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Kika 🇬🇧 Aug 19
What a day celebrating my little bro! He got spoilt rotten & so did I! I’m looking forward to helping him open all his pressies tomorrow, but for now... SLEEP! 💤🎁🎈🎂🍰🎉
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Queen Mother Aug 18
Replying to @ShesRoyalty
How do you raise that think they are 15 and feel comfortable enough to cook! She is 3 and I am livid!
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Simeon Shtebunaev 🇪🇺 Aug 18
If your doesn't have playing chess and running about in a public park ... Do you even ?
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Hippie Harley Aug 18
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Father-Hood Aug 17
Lunch with can be a nightmare. My new game will keep them seated. All you need is two plastic forks and a sachet of sugar. 👏👏.
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Whitney B Aug 12
Clowns are scary and all... but toddlers who quietly enter your bedroom, stand next to your face, and start talking when you are in a dead sleep? Horrifying.
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Liz Thomas Aug 16
“Keep your penis to yourself” - me, like every minute of every day🙄🤣
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Crunchie Aug 17
Bubble snakes! Quick, easy and baby bird can ‘help’ while I get to quickly do the washing up. We just keep a sock and cut off water bottle next to the sink.
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Bruce Museum 11m
For ages 2.5-5 with adult - Tuesday mornings :00 am & Tuesday afternoons :00 pm. Explore the museum collections and exhibitions through picture books and hands-on activities. Topics change weekly.
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Nick Carter Aug 13
Daddy and son paining together a little something for mama.
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Naab Aug 16
Me: yeah my ap going psycho, lil mama bad like michael, can't really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you -- Abbas: what you say mama? Old McDonald?? 💀
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Pragmatic Parent Aug 11
Toddler on the floor, sitting on a pile of 50 books he pulled down (that I just organized). But he's quiet. What do I do??
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I LIKE TO SAY YES 11h
DID U READ 2 UR CHILD OR GRANDCHILD TONIGHT? "50's Dad: Son 50's Son: Yes Sir? 70's Dad: Son 70's Son: Yeah Dad? Millennial Dad: Son Millennial Son: (Ignores Dad's call)" Reading I LIKE TO SAY YES 2 ur child can help u keep the word Yes in ur toddler's vocabulary.
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Jessie | One Lost Coin Aug 11
My husband bought my 3 y/o a harmonica for the car trip portion of our trip back home. My family needs prayers now more than ever.
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Michelle Reuster Aug 13
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Mother Haggard Aug 13
Just got my toddler to bed at 6pm instead of 7 and now I feel like I have my whole glorious life stretched out in front of me tonight.
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Nina Garcia Aug 14
aren’t anymore, but they aren’t “big kids” yet either. Whether indoors or outdoors, crafts or educational games, here are fun activities for 1 year olds to do.
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Mother Haggard Aug 17
Adrenaline junkies, I don’t care what you say: there is NOTHING more terrifying than trimming a sleeping toddler’s toenails.
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Alanna Gardner, MFT Aug 19
Currently arguing with ‘s son about who ripped a sheet of paper out of his coloring book. He’s trying to convince me that I did it. CLEARLY he did it lol
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