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Brian McGovern 29m
Pretty sure my kids have been throwing away forks after they eat. No doubt thinking that they are “cleaning”
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Aimee Grimaldi 9m
Everytime I catch my kids trying to climb something, they never break eye contact while they climb down. It's like they're afraid I'll explode and theyll miss it. I know I should scold for climbing but I'm trying not to laugh.
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Your Mom. Sep 1
“Okay baby don’t touch it until I can help you with it” .3 seconds later *crying* “I brokeeeee it” 😭
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brit💘 Sep 17
My kid was literally eating lunch while asking for a snack 😳🙄
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Hobie Sep 6
Stumbling through the house this morning I: ran into a spaghetti pot, stepped on a kid’s fork, kicked an empty juice cup, and have a day old fruit snack stuck to the bottom of my foot.
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Emily 13h
When my toddler is on her play phone I like to follow her around and say her name 5,687 times and make sure she can’t finish a sentence. cause I’m mature like that.
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dad af Aug 27
Parenting is understanding that your kids will go through goldfish crackers and crayons at about the same rate. Some are used for coloring, some get eaten, but most of them just end up in the deep recesses of the couch.
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liwaiwai Sep 17
What Can Teach Us About How The Does Science
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KrupaPK 9h
We bought 3 a doll and she touches her boobs and says, "See mamma these are her humps." Me- What? 3- "See, these two mountains are called her humps. Just like a camel." 😂😂
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CanadianKids Nursery Sep 9
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Cockney in the Countryside Sep 2
Gotta love the whole... I'm gonna go out dressed as Buzz Light Year and there's nothing u can do about it.. stage of life
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Dr. Fathima Osman Aug 22
4y/o niece: can I have a biscuit. Me: okay have 3 more bites of food first. Zayyana: how about 5 bites. Me: okay 5 bites. Zayyana: I like how you think Popz. Me: No! I LOVE how you think!
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Cade Hagen Sep 17
Fatherhood, summarized: “Daddy, get off that chair and play tag with me all over the house.”
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Maggie T.💖 Aug 27
Friends came by last night & I could hear them talking with the boys as I was prepping dessert in the kitchen. F: (to my 2 1/2yo) How do you say shoes in Greek? 2: (without missing a beat) Shoes in Greek.
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Nurturingtamra Sep 4
New post! 24 Fall Activities and Crafts for Toddlers
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*Sade* (say it Shar-Day) Sep 5
Me looking at my son after I've cleaned something knowing in every single one of my Mom bones he's over there plotting to destroy it.
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Kirsten Allen (Kid’s Storyworld) Sep 1
Was just getting ready and heard almighty scream from 2yo room. Bolted down as thought he’d hurt himself. He was fine he pointed out of the window ....just devastated that the refuse collectors had taken our rubbish. Never let it be said that he’s territorial.... 🙄
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Tanya 11h
12 super simple play activities for 1 year olds! These are packed with natural learning opportunities!
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Laura Davis Sep 6
Toddler being an absolute cockwomble in the car so got his tablet out and put a show on for him & he kicked the screen down in a rage. At which point I accidentally yelled "WHAT IS A MATTER WITH YOU?! IT'S MR TUMBLE YOU DICKHEAD".
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Jamie Seifert Aug 29
Words I never expected to come out of my mouth...”stop rubbing the meat all over your body, you just had a bath!”. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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