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THAT Toddler Mom Sep 18
Me: “If you ever decide to kill me, make sure it’s in a way where they turn it into a Netflix documentary.” Husband: “......You’re watching too many of those shows”
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Nay-Nay Printables 7h
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Charli's Momma Sep 17
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Courtney Brennan Sep 15
Best way to end a busy day?! Staring contest. 🤣
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Katie Seiter Sep 19
Being a mom means starting a cup of coffee at 6am and finishing it around noon ☕️ 🤱🏻
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StonedMomThoughts Sep 19
Time to tackle potty training. I see many smoke breaks in my future 🌬💚
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Señora Stewart Sep 17
Love this company!! Epicure makes dinner so easy and it’s so yummy, even my 3 yo eats the meals! 😍 haven’t found a meal yet, that we haven’t loved!
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Ms. C. Sibanda, Esq. Sep 18
Someone asked me how I survive working from home with a toddler - Mwari aka God & alcohol@of course!! 💃🏾🍷 Don’t @ me!
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X Kites Sep 18
❤️ Much love to and this tiny kite flyer for this pic, feat. one of our kites ❤️
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Aja the Queen Sep 17
Today's reason for my toddler's hysterical meltdown: She wants to play in the rain, but it isn't raining outside and I cannot, in fact, MAKE it rain for her.
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Drea Callicutt 8h
Life tip #16384.744j: Don’t leave the zucchini bread muffins cooking on the kitchen island when the toddler has a learning tower.
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Emily Wear the Damn Mask Holley Sep 12
This is my most frequently used gif. Pretty on brand.
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A-mein Sep 18
Sometimes I try and make my kid like me.. he still thinks I’m lame already. He’s only 2.
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Tiff Roulston Sep 16
Working through a printing practice book with my toddler and didn't notice she did this after I walked away. 😍 Love the way her mind works!
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Stefanie Maclin-Hurd Sep 12
TIL avocados are a fruit, botanically a large single-seeded berry, not a vegetable. Thanks .
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Clara Rivers, LICSW, RPT Sep 14
Replying to @thepeggysue
Let me get their name and text you! Remind me if I forget!
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Ella Arkhipova Sep 19
Me: What are you doing? I just fixed that. 3yo: I'm messy, you know that. 🙄
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Theresa Sep 14
I feel like "uh-oh" is a phrase the lord bestows upon all toddlers when he adds the whole bag of "mischief" to the ingredients to make a toddler.
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THAT Toddler Mom Sep 16
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Danielle Sep 14
Sometimes I think witness protection would be the only way to hide from my kids.
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