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Neha Khan 2h
A child’s concept of marriage is hilarious. My toddler is dying to get married because she thinks all she’s going to be doing is dancing with a prince.
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Terri-Lea du-Pont 54m
Motherhood is chasing after toddlers that want to open all the drinks on the table and spill em on the floor and clean up all the random toothpicks off the floor 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣
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Lilbubbos 16h
Online store is open! Get your toddler tees now with the Welcome15 coupon code!
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Lilbubbos 16h
Toddler and infant sizes available. “Isn’t She Lovely” tees and onesies are perfect for your little angel 😇
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Alyssa Aug 17
When you’re starving but absolutely cannot under any circumstances stop the vehicle in case it wakes up your toddler 😬🍔🤞🏻
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CodeyAndTheCloud Aug 18
Hey Toddler Parents! Fed up of the brain-mushing, poorly made trash your toddler watches on YT? Then come and meet Codey And The Cloud, the brand new, high quality educational show just landed on here
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Shelley Curlings 7h
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MamaMousse2016 Aug 16
The best part about Friday evenings is not having to pack lunch for tomorrow.
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Kiki Kitten Aug 14
Tiny terror says that triceratops must die
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Crafty Motherfather Aug 11
Watching Disney's Coco (for the millionth time) You make me un poco loco 🤪
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MamaMousse2016 Aug 15
The newborn and the toddler are asleep. Dishes are done, lunch is made, laundry is folded, bathrooms are clean. What do I do now?
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Laura 19h
Hannah is playing with her little people and pretending to put them to sleep and scolding them and "shhhhh" them when they apparently are laying there talking and not sleeping. I'm over here like.....
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Pragnya 8h
A knows the exhaustion of raising a curious one. At times things turn hard and home turn into a landmine. What if the child can speak to you why he just a meltdown? Hello Maa, .....
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Work. Mother. Sleep. Aug 17
Everyone tells you to “nap when the baby naps.” How long is this advice applicable?
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Klondike Aug 11
Replying to @MINofST33L @hqtrivia
That song is called “Pinball Number Count.” Ask me how I know.
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Jessna Woods Aug 15
24 hours later I get to go to bed... setting for my alarm for 9 hours from now doesn't seem enough.
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NuttMeag Aug 12
Toddler is watching Dora the Explorer and the King keeps talking about his Corona. It took me a while to realize he was talking about a crown, not a beer...
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Jane Ellen Miller Aug 18
Whoever coined the term “threenager” was spot on. Lord, help me!
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Jamie Perez Aug 17
You know what’s fun about being a mom? Having your toddler say, “Mama, look rock!” and proceeds to put a marble sized turd in your hand.
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Ashley Prillaman Aug 18
Not quite happy with this one, but the sentiment sticks 👻 •
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