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Chife Samuel 20h
You girls know what, boys will be boys until they meet the girl they want to be a man for, all you need is to understand which boy is ready to be your man to avoid heart breaks.
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Chife Samuel May 23
Lecturers be like: "buying my textbook is not compulsory, but Class Rep get me the names of those that bought the textbook"
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Chife Samuel May 23
Please which phone this guy take snap because I'm confused here.
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πŸ¦– 9h
Lost 0-2, two goals in the 65th and 67th minute. Solid performance from the boys against a team steamrolling everyone. Considering we were 7/1 for a draw before the game, a laps of concentration for 5 minutes was the difference.
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Chife Samuel May 21
If I must sell SNIPER to you, you must come with the mosquito that you want to use it to kill. Stop abusing SNIPER.
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Chife Samuel May 23
Nollywood has killed me.
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Chife Samuel May 23
The correct spelling is School, not School. Some people puts the second O before the first O which is absolutely wrong and. 😑 😑
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Chife Samuel May 23
When u go to exam hall with hangover & Gbe body eh is still ringing in ur head πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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Chife Samuel May 23
When you open your eyes and realize you're born into Nigeria
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Chife Samuel May 23
Have you ever had sex with someone without looking at their face? Because if you do, you'd lose your erection that you used "Regina Daniels" face to erect??
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Chife Samuel May 21
My bae af joined in saying "Na dem... Na dem... Na dem" Now I'm scared of telling my bae that I want to see her parents. 😒 😒 πŸ˜” πŸ˜”
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Chife Samuel May 23
My Birth Month has Eid el Fitr' (Muslim Holy day) and The new Democracy Day in Nigeria. Your Birth Month has what?? Let me see your responses.
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Chife Samuel May 23
I still deep my bread inside Tea, call me a village or uncivilized man but I don't care.
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Chife Samuel May 17
In my next life, I will still choose Nigeria.
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Chife Samuel May 22
Dear I heard you guys are now promoting people... please coman arrest me too na, I want to become popular.
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Chife Samuel May 16
Dear Girls... All these cute cute boys are the ones who cheat. Try us that are not too handsome. You won't regret it.
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Chife Samuel May 17
I just entered SLOT mobile outlet, I picked one of their display phonesπŸ“±, went to settings, registered my fingerprint☝️, locked it, dropped their phone and left. Me that I'm mad!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Chife Samuel May 20
Bro hustle so that they won't post "Sorry it's coming late" On your birthday. Because dem no dey forget big man birthday lai lai πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
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Chife Samuel May 20
Respect your woman and her decisions all the time. After all, God Himself gave us the freedom to choose. Allow them exercise their divine right, If they are wrong they will learn and become wiser. Do not, I repeat, do not manhandle them.
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Chife Samuel May 18
A woman is not an object. She is not something, she is someone. You treat a woman with respect. She is not your toy. She doesn't owe you anything just cause you are a man. Grow up and start treating women how they deserve to be treated....❀❀❀
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