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Penny Lane Is Voting for Bernard 22 Mar 18
I asked my son to order me a pizza for carry out Look at the name it was under πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Mandy Yom πŸ‡°πŸ‡·πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Dec 10
The doctors office made me put on a mask! 😷 And it’s a good thing they did...turns out I have walking pneumonia! She heard wheezing so I got a chest x-ray! Need to take steroids inhaler and antibiotics!
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Huck L Berry Jun 5
All the disappointment of losing that match,went away in a heartbeat as soon as his son got there and hugged him 😒
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Bobby Bybee β„’ ⚽️ 18 May 13
I never get to listen to the station I want to.
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Bruce Hubble 9 Jan 13
this is better then Scooby Doo!
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Ben Memberg 13 Nov 13
One of my Shudde kids tricked me with a shock pen
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Resist We Much (now on Parler) 27 Sep 17
Replying to @ScottPresler
Yes, and children are notorious for using TERABYTES of disk space for homework.
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Dr. W. Keon School 8 Jun 18
😳Sec.V students got up REALLY early this morning to beat the teachers to the parking lot! ❀️ Last day of High School 😁
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Celia Yost 3 Jan 18
Favorite history genre: people complaining about the same things 500+ years ago that we complain about today
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Ben Memberg 27 Sep 13
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 opens this weekend and I'm expecting some messy theaters to clean
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Jim Browning 24 Dec 13
Replying to @willmckinley
Is there stuff on TV other than old-timey? News to me. .
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Conchita Owenby 8 Jan 14
Replying to @BlairAnnTinker
You go tell your mother you love her right now and add that she owes you a whippin!!
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Daniel Campos Apr 27
Yesterday I saw someone skating on a literal 2x4 with grip tape and real trucks. Is this a thing now?
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Anthony Teutsch 7 Jul 14
I never know what KeyKey is tweeting about, but I know it must be funny, so I just laugh.
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Kirsten Storms 12 Apr 15
"I thought kids had started carrying around golf clubs!" - we he first learned about the selfie stick.
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Tracey Hirsch Apr 27
Two sons 19 & 18 now wear watches. They like not having to look at their phones to find out the time. I’m fascinated by that. Didn’t see it coming.
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michael petricone 7 Nov 15
Social media now destroying our military apparently. Another dour tech story from the .
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M.E. Brennan 2 Feb 19
Replying to @bryguyboxing
Hey? Are you keeping balls thrown in your yard by the neighborhood hoodlums too? I just thought since you were complaining about those darn kids driving so fast, you might be grandpa-it out in other places in your life!
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kath 8 Jul 14
Shorter City of Holland: We like Hope College, but we hate it when students rent housing near campus.
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Alex Wasson 26 Jan 15
Favorite moment: a 12 year old boy telling my manager that our selection of Minecraft toys is "unsatisfactory".
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