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keyana tinae 🍍 4h
Saltine crackers w/ guacamole for breakfast lmao
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yammerjaw ❤️ Apr 17
Cartooning: When you cry out in anguish that there aren’t enough duck penis reference images on google.
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Amy G Dala MD 4h
Daughter's new jewelry making kit should've included some readers for mama.
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Jazmyne Callihan Apr 16
I seriously wish I could go and buy a new wardrobe. I’ve barely bought myself anything since I was 15 and since having kids NOTHING fits.
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Arjun Arunkumar 12h
How much biryani is too much biryani? 😣🤔
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Rapt In Racing 8h
To borrow and somewhat twist the words of the great , "Us owners have been spending most our life living in the battler’s paradise." We're in the Dale "Kerrigan" Cup!
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Stephanie Tejada Apr 18
Replying to @jamescharles
If only I had Instagram😭
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Julie Apr 20
Already started the CSS topic but don't want to include them as . Will try to come up with a project when done
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Justsomeguy 3h
Replying to @TeaPainUSA
When I was arrested in for shoplifting, that report was also one sided.
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Alan  Cumming Apr 17
I forgot about the leaf blower machines in California. Been wakened by them three days in a row.
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Scott Mullen 24h
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EllieBear 15m
Canadians putting on their shorts for the first time this Spring... "Hello...my name is , nice to meet you."
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Geralyn Williscroft 1h
Seven hellish hours I must wait.
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Rajiv Dingra Apr 19
The movie Bharat poster looks like a struggling actor doing a portfolio shoot for the first time with 5 different looks but same expression!!
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✨Yesi ♕♡✨ 18h
Wanna do so many things this summer but then again I also have to work to save up for my apartment this upcoming semester!!!! 😢
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Alberta Can't Wait 12h
Ontario Liberal elites suffering under a . The government will no longer be feeding their kids state meals forcing parents to make their kids breakfast AND spend time with them.
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Lana Matthews Sain Apr 19
Tying a full windsor 👔 while driving your son to school on formal dress Good Friday, then looking down and seeing white socks with dress shoes on his feet. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Jeff 2h
Replying to @cydbeer
Wrong colour cup for juice.. plate and cup matching.. plate and cup not matching... milk making the cereal wet.. not enough red gummies.. too many orange..
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Justin Moore 7h
Replying to @HeartEyes4Brady
Getting a dog to poop.
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Hampshire Track & XC Apr 20
Underclassmen trying to set up the tent.
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