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πŸ‘‘ 𝓓π“ͺ𝓻𝓡𝓲𝓷𝓰 19h
I want q sugar daddy, buuuuuut I dont like being told what to do OR stroking a man's ego! 😫😫😫
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Jess Nixdorf Oct 24
When you win custom shoes at work and don't even know where to start πŸ™ƒ love or hate??
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Rachel Oct 24
When you ask your friend to take a picture of you and she says β€œdo a spin” haha πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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BN Oct 23
How many teeth does your comb have left?
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❌❌ 𝓐𝓡𝔂𝓼𝓼π“ͺ πŸ₯€πŸ–€πŸš« 2h
I just want a baby yoda onesie, but they’re all fucking sold out everywhere πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
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MAD E Oct 24
18 with the soul and the back pain of a 78 year old man 😭
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MSFT 14h
Want a crisp ass sprite but don’t wanna leave my parking spot πŸ˜©πŸ˜…
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βœ–οΈπŸ—£πŸ’­ 57m
Replying to @tashhhyyyy
TOO MANY WORDS aku pening!!!😳 urgh
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OyandeπŸ‘™ Drew Oct 24
My highs:Axel Tuenzebe back. Lows:Asomugha Villa not getting atleast a goal.. Betting..!! is real.
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James Taylor 50m
24 hours before game-night. It’s normally round about now I start to plan what the hell is going on and hope it looks like I had a plan all along!
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Dr. Green Oct 25
Every single show I want to watch comes on Sunday nights. It takes me all week to pick which one to watch on Sunday and which ones can wait a few days.
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Mrs Ware Oct 18
Working on being more patient.
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🧹Van FleetradπŸŽƒ Oct 23
When you gotta organize a of wires for a server, but all you can think of is that you wanna make.
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Ryan Rodgers Oct 24
I have a typo problem. Solution? Hey yo typos, fuck right off.
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Suvondal Oct 21
Wheeew child! πŸ˜…πŸ€£ Ladies you know πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚
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Amanda Oct 21
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Read My Blog✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿 Oct 23
If only I could have the same amount of followers that I have on Twitter on Instagram 😩 is real
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NYC Fearless Dining Oct 19
Attention πŸ“’πŸ’’... we may have to pay a new surcharge for dining in. Taking us deeper into . Read more on it here:
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Alejandra C. Curry Oct 24
Shout out to all the single mamas ... 24/7 with a newborn and toddler are no joke. Even worse when you’re still recovering your own body.
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stacy Oct 20
Seriously..... Getting five hours is a blessingπŸ₯±πŸ˜«
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