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BrooklynDad_Defiant! Sep 12
Filed under Least Surprising Stat, only 4% of Europeans trust the Liar-in-Chief. That means 4% of Europeans are as DUMB as 96% of Republicans. And that's 100% disappointing. Because Math. 🌠
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Buff Woofer Sep 15
Spoiler: Ash Ketchum did something, that's why is currently trending.
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ThomasWoodenRailway 8h
Somewhere along the line, the Oil Tanker was renamed the Oil Car or vice versa. The shade of red used is also slightly different.
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Tavis Stanley Sep 15
In movies and TV they make people Who talk to themselves look silly or crazy I do it all the time &I’m pretty sure most of you do too right? I get alot figured out by this!!! Don’t listen 2the programming listen to your higher self, u are ur best friend
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Canupp Law Sep 16
Canupp Law Tip of the Day: If you have kids— make a will. If you have grandkids— make a will. If you love your family— make a will. If you want to ensure your legacy is chaos and anger— ignore the above advice.
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Fizzington Womack 🦁 3h
Did you know I get AM/FM radio on my antenna whiskers? Sorry, can’t elaborate. Weather report’s coming in. 🌈
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B.EazyProd 8s
CSI doesn’t mention that when you die you poop ya pants 💩, just so ya know
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Chani Hodonsky Sep 16
This free knowledge could save someone's life! 42 states and D.C. have standing orders for naloxone (which is shelf-stable at a wide range of temps for five years): you DO NOT NEED A Rx to carry this life-saving medication. I carry one everywhere.
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Ayanna Gaines Sep 14
You know those Biore nose strips? Apparently my nose is too short for the generic brand of them; every time I blink, I ruffle my own eyelashes.
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🇨🇦Courtney Heard (Godless Mom) Sep 12
Replying to @godless_mom
I was all, you know what, unsolicited advice man? You're right. You're fucking right. Next time Little Lucy drops a deucy, I'm leavin' that shit to feed the earth.
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CoffeePhilter 11h
Just found out moose dont have upper front teeth and sometimes get eaten by orcas while swimming between islands... whack
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Ray Kooyenga 🐄💨 Sep 15
Yeah Paris, I couldn't agree more. You'll NEVER find us conservatives in mosh pits @ punk shows. We're like totally terrified and shit...🙄 🌈
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VFAES Sep 14
Asian elephants live in the most densely populated region in the world. According to WWF, Asian elephants are "restricted to just 15% of their original range." These elephants once roamed across Asia.
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Griffin Hardy Sep 13
Humberto is pronounced “Oom-bear-toe”. 🌀
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Matt Thompson 10h
If you sing out loud at the gym please stop
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Wild.LifeFacts 4h
Did you know: The average acorn takes over three years to germinate.
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Energy Matters, LLC. Sep 10
Have you ever stopped to consider what’s in your favorite dishwashing detergent? Learn the potential risks and how to choose the right one.
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NSA Agent Yeti 3h
If at first you don't succeed, keep watching everybody else fail and take good notes because you don't want happened last time when you ordered scallops and she was allergic to shell fish.
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Tori 16h
Soap is just wax that gets rid of germs
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Leben Tefera 13h
We use the term "doppler" frequently in vascular medicine as a verb. Did you know it hails from the name of a Austrian physicist, Christian Johann Doppler, who used the Doppler Effect to explain the colors of stars in 1842?
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