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Emily Strigl Sep 5
This nurse just asked me if I was my son’s older sister
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Carnie Wilson Sep 10
Genius moment: Me saying to the cafe employee that I’m in a group with my Sister & my friend called WILSON PHILLIPS ... & she says “Oh , is that a tool company?”.
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Morley Scott Feb 21
Currently watching hockey with my daughter.
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Cory "BiNks" Waaland 11 Nov 17
someone just told me I look like George Michael
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Aidan MacColl 7 Oct 17
Teaching kids this morning and they asked how old I was, I said 21 and one girl said "oh I thought you were in your 30s".
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Daniel Dae Kim Jul 12
Heard on the street as I walked by: “Hey look, it’s the Miami Vice guy! 🤣
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Sian Gasson Feb 8
Lady in shop: Are you a vicar? Me: Yes Lady: A real one? Me: I think so Lady: Only...it's hard to explain...you look so...so normal
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DeWana 3h
So I just saw a cute baby blue Volkswagen Beetle get pulled over for speeding. 😆
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Wholesome Family Meat Egg Apr 23
Just got an offer to trade a modeling job for a tattoo
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Eric Sanford Aug 18
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Sun Apr 17
13 years at my stadium, and today was a first- games cancelled due to high winds! Looks like a nice day aside from the 83 mph wind gusts! Pardon the pics of a computer screen... check out the temp/ wind speed swap!
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t. carr ≫ Jul 16
i just got cat called while walking down the street
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Alan Witts Apr 12
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Adam Caskey Jan 4
Last night I had a dream where I was dreaming.
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j baile Nov 15
my hopes are high with this one
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Alex Reyes. Jun 9
During autographs this kid asked me to sign his cheeseburger 😂
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Chris Mears May 16
Loftus-Cheek in England Squad for World Cup after not kicking a ball for Chelsea in the entire season
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Alexis Boozer Sterling Feb 21
Got a friend request from a woman I don’t know who has my husband in her profile pic.
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Darren Barnard Mar 10
Fuming when football gets cancelled and the excuse for not reversing the fixture with same KO time is that the opposition coach is going skiing ⛷ 😡😡😡😡😡
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Lils♡ Dec 24
12/24 --- I thought this girl was complimenting me at the party last night casually but turns out shes lesbian and was actually trying to hook up
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