Twitter | Search | |
Search Refresh
Spencer Starrett Sep 19
Any of my EQ people ever seen a comforter on a loop before? πŸ˜‚
Reply Retweet Like
Kelly 6h
Just got a tornado warning on my phone telling me to take shelter.
Reply Retweet Like
Caroline Marker 9h
Here we go Brownies, here we go!
Reply Retweet Like
Jacob Carlin Sep 16
Out canvassing in OKC. Just met a woman who votes "vibrationally" based on the "laws of mass and attraction". Cool.
Reply Retweet Like
Jessica Bresnahan Sep 18
Ok what I experienced tonight was strange. And ya wanna know what that was? I wrote a 3 page paper that isn’t even due til Saturday πŸ˜‚
Reply Retweet Like
Tony Gulliver Sep 15
Mrs G's night has just been made Goes in to get us a top up, I'm outside listening to Club Classics, recorded the F1 to watch later on, the news comes on & they say who's on poll, I mean WTF, F1 news on Club Classics!
Reply Retweet Like
Carnie Wilson Sep 10
Genius moment: Me saying to the cafe employee that I’m in a group with my Sister & my friend called WILSON PHILLIPS ... & she says β€œOh , is that a tool company?”.
Reply Retweet Like
Emoneyy Sep 19
Just got a scam call from Russia
Reply Retweet Like
Chris R-W Sep 12
I just want some acknowledgment for going to Costco and not buying any wine.
Reply Retweet Like
Can’t Make This Up! Sep 13
Anyone else catch that extra name drop from Julie tonight?!
Reply Retweet Like
Raquel Sep 11
Nothing like getting squirted in the eye with breastmilk πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Reply Retweet Like
Milissa Mayden Sep 10
Jake and I actually ate dinner tonight before 9 pm
Reply Retweet Like
Amy Norton Sep 17
I feel bad letting a guy down so I typically lessen my responses and try to give the hint, but today a guy liked his own text to me as a way of reaching out...
Reply Retweet Like
Harold Verhoeven 2h
Reply Retweet Like
Rabbi David N. Young Sep 18
I just learned that I was accused of being too conservative regarding my Rosh Hashanah sermon on Israel! :) Judge for yourself here:
Reply Retweet Like
Style Island Sep 17
wow, when someone comes after YOU and your work on twitter first, and then winds up blocking you for defending said work. I feel like I've officially "made it" on Twitter in my own way! 🀣🀣
Reply Retweet Like
Anita Elizabeth Sep 17
Oh wow, a proposal.
Reply Retweet Like
Lucas Coia Sep 16
Today someone hazarded the guess that I was half Indian, half caucasian
Reply Retweet Like
JP Sep 16
My coffee shop name today is "Kirby"
Reply Retweet Like
Cody Johnson Sep 15
When you hit the ATM & have more than you thought πŸ€”πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Œ
Reply Retweet Like