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Lennon Audrain Jul 9
Perks of being back: pad Thai, but make it vegan, and make it a salad
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Timothy Grose Jul 9
Spoke to my parents last night. Mom asked: “do you have a copy of that new article you wrote? We like reading your work, but I clicked and it said I had to pay $45 dollars. I don’t think it’s worth that much, Tim...maybe if it was a book.”
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MS Jul 7
How adorable is this 😂
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Jonathan McNeil Jul 7
Many have asked if my bio line is a legit quote from my mother. Ladies and gentleman, I present to you my baby book.
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Greg L Simms Jul 10
This is why “I’m a good person” now...yikes!! Ouch!!🤣
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Natalie Jul 9
Mom: You pay way too much for rent, but you do it by yourself. I'm proud of you.
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Montana Max BBQ Jul 8
My folks are in town visiting and Mama Montana handcrafted me a brand new mini Battle Wagon. It even matches my doubleodrumco drums! . . . #406
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Lac&ShadeReview Jul 6
In episode 7 we honor our mothers. They are the reason we have gotten this far in life and our biggest supporters.
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Remy Jul 6
That’s Lord Disappointment to you.
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Sera Michele Jul 8
My mom: What's the saying? Those who can do, and those who can't teach? You should teach golf.
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⚖Gringaloca723 Jul 8
Omg..yes Tangueray..18 yo..ran out of beer at a party ..all that was left was a bottle of TG. We did shots til it was gone...I was sick the rest of the weekend..Mom thought I had the flu. She took such good care of me...🤣 ♥️♥️
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Samantha Cullifer Jul 10
Whenever I hear someone say “You are now a working professional”, I think about the “You’re a big kid now” jingle from the Huggies commercial
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Tony Sachs Jul 8
Ordered for dinner so I made what my mom always drank when we went out for Chinese food - sour on the rocks. A perfect pairing IMO.
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The Second Wave - BITDH 🦁 Jul 8
Dhal, rice and curry chicken, glass of soursop 😬
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Becky McGuire Jul 3
16 year old me could never imagine ... 37 year old embraces it and is thankful
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Biju Jul 10
As a child of south indian parents i am constantly reminded that im fat, stupid, lazy and suck at playing tenor sax two days into 8th grade band class !!! also... i was a also ... maybe 😬
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Average Bert Jul 6
Just took a tequila shot at 12:30 on a Monday.
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Ruffle Snuffle 🐾 Sarah 20h
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big bad box book Jul 10
Replying to @HarperRoseD
I wrote a performance piece that I though was so funny that I wouldn't be able to perform it. When Mom read it, she gave an occasional nod and sigh, then charitably deadpanned: "That's funny." It was soul-killing, but I've NEVER cracked up while performing it.
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Lisa Gullickson Jul 6
😍My mom’s quarantine activity (after making a billion masks) was to restore my sister and my cabbage patch dolls who were smoldering in the attic. The brunette on the right is my Maddy!💕
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