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Greg Cote 20 Nov 17
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michael gregory 27 Nov 14
eating with weirdos today? make a high-pitched bird sound right when you sit at the table to establish weirdo dominance
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Steven Weber 17 Nov 17
Tired of carving? For a fun change, dig your filthy fingers into the turkey and rip hanks of meat off for your astounded guests.
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Allana Nov 20
You don’t need to talk politics with your relatives this Thanksgiving. Just leave little notes around their house that they can find after you leave like “Stronger Together” and “Hillary was ROBBED”.
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Michael Wilson 24 Nov 16
Thanksgiving tip: you can't choose your family but you can choose to act completely insane so they don't talk to you
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Kelsey Banks 2 Oct 16
Canned pumpkin purée at Zehrs is $2.50/can. DYK for $2 you can buy a pie pumpkin, make purée yourself&support local farmer
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ShitMySommelierSays 25 Nov 14
If your drink Rombauer Chardonnay with Butterball Turkey, your head will explode.
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Millennial Puritan™ 21 Nov 17
Allowing dumb and foolish people to steal your joy is something we can all guard against. You can’t stop what comes out of their mouth but you can choose how you respond. Don’t give them power over you. Be proactive and not reactive.
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Ohoyo Tohbi 18 Nov 14
Do not attend.
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Sarah Chavez 25 Nov 15
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Cthulhu for America Nov 22
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Maggie Jordan 23 Nov 16
Jordan family recipe Enjoy
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Jadaia Wyatt 25 Nov 15
how to serve cranberry sauce: best chilled & put in the trash where it belongs.
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Stephen Wiley 24 Nov 16
Always respect personal space
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Ben M. Waller 26 Nov 15
Periscope your dinner!
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Rose Marie B Nov 21
Deviled eggs, Step 3...yeah, I need a break. Pun intended, dangit!
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Alex Mazourenko 27 Nov 14
Remeber to eat slowly
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Lisa Peterson Nov 19
One way to avoid on Thanksgiving, try giving yourself 15-20 minutes between helpings to allow your stomach to get a signal to your brain. Have a glass of water or a conversation at the table.
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Jen Lefforge Nov 18
The Thanksgiving tip that changed my life: put your mashed potatoes in the slow cooker and keep them on warm so that everybody can have hot mashed potatoes even when they're having seconds. I know, right?
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Wendy Leung 20 Nov 16
Now is the time to start defrosting your turkey if it's not in the fridge already.
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