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Michael Wilson 24 Nov 16
Thanksgiving tip: you can't choose your family but you can choose to act completely insane so they don't talk to you
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Ohoyo Tohbi 18 Nov 14
Do not attend.
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Millennial Puritan™ 21 Nov 17
Allowing dumb and foolish people to steal your joy is something we can all guard against. You can’t stop what comes out of their mouth but you can choose how you respond. Don’t give them power over you. Be proactive and not reactive.
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Stephen Wiley 24 Nov 16
Always respect personal space
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ShitMySommelierSays 25 Nov 14
If your drink Rombauer Chardonnay with Butterball Turkey, your head will explode.
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Kelsey Banks 2 Oct 16
Canned pumpkin purée at Zehrs is $2.50/can. DYK for $2 you can buy a pie pumpkin, make purée yourself&support local farmer
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Ben M. Waller 26 Nov 15
Periscope your dinner!
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Alex Mazourenko 27 Nov 14
Remeber to eat slowly
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Dengar Dan Nov 20
Thanksgiving Pro Tip from Dengar: Stretch that stomach out before the main event.
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Cthulhu for America Nov 22
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Greg Cote 20 Nov 17
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Es-Haq Hassanin 26 Nov 15
Babies are NOT dishwasher safe
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Kids Heart Challenge 21 Nov 16
Replace that post turkey nap with a brisk walk! A 15-minute walk can help with digestion and improve blood sugar levels.
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Maggie Jordan 23 Nov 16
Jordan family recipe Enjoy
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michael gregory 27 Nov 14
eating with weirdos today? make a high-pitched bird sound right when you sit at the table to establish weirdo dominance
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PowerHouse TV 21 Nov 17
Keep your home comfortable and save energy with this quick day tip!
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brady todd snavely 23 Nov 16
Plates only limit the diameter of your Thanksgiving meal not the height.
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Steven Weber 17 Nov 17
Tired of carving? For a fun change, dig your filthy fingers into the turkey and rip hanks of meat off for your astounded guests.
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Lincolnwood Police Department Nov 22
We all love our dogs and pets, but don’t feed your dog these items below:
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_DavidMorrell 23 Nov 15
Rambo's father can prep & roast a turkey:thawing a frozen bird takes1 day per 5 lbs. A 20-lber should be in the fridge now
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