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JuanPa Jun 12
Fuck you . i just want some God damned shoes
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Sky πŸŒ™ Jun 14
Someone got a little crafty at my work tonight
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Mike Leffingwell Jun 14
Fuck you . i just want to buy a shirt with a dinosaur who’s also a unicorn oh wait there it is
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an actual gay rat Jun 11
He’s right! Fuck you , get some rainbow shoes on that rack!
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βœ¨πŸŒ™sailor jess🌟✨ Jun 12
Fuck you . I just wanted some God dammed gay stuff 🌈
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Depressed Eric Jun 12
Me on my way to to get some god damned shoes
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Chicago Film Scene Jun 15
37 minutes into the Great Target Reckoning of β€˜19. Just saw a man eat his own foot.
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Alcoholic Eavesdropper Jun 15
Every register at just went down. Guy in front of me said β€œthis is why we make mom go shopping” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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father_poutine Jun 15
If the registers at are down for over 15 minutes you’re legally allowed to leave with your stuff.
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Tracy Daniel Jun 11
F you . I just want to buy some damn deodorant & some sour patch watermelon candy. πŸ˜†
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Geena Driven Jun 15
Me when the manager says β€œit’s a global issue. All registers are down.”
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Gay Bachelor Bitch 🌹 Jun 15
Target has fallen. Registers are down. People are choosing sides. Targetgeddon is upon us. I just needed this blazer.
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Keegan Jun 11
Seriously ? I just want some goddamned poppers...
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Donelle Underwood Jun 15
computers are down worldwide and I think the Russians have finally figured out where to hit us where it truly hurts.
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Hunter Sowards Jun 15
This entire is at a standstill. Employees said the computer system is down globally. Wondering if anyone else is standing in a line like this?
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Lionized 🦁 Jun 15
I made it! The registers are taking several swipes to actually scan each item and it took 20 mins for seven things but we are all good now. I survived
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Sam Riegel Jun 11
Replying to @aaron_clarey
Fuck you . i just wanted a 90-day dry aged ribeye, a 2010 Brunello di Montalcino, and some God damned caviar
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𝕄𝕒π•₯π•₯𝕙𝕖𝕨 𝔸𝕣π•ͺ πŸŽƒ Jun 15
Be nice to the employees. It's not their fault.
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an actual gay rat Jun 12
Just found out has a pride section.
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Natalie Johnson Jun 11
Eff you . I just want some goddam toilet paper.
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