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Harvey's Brewery Jun 11
To celebrate we have a competition for 5 lucky Dads to WIN a Harvey's gift pack. We want to hear the best Dad jokes! Simply to with , TAG a Harvey's drinking Dad & TELL us your ! Over 18s & UK only. T&Cs apply:
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Kathryn Hipkin Jun 13
Replying to @Harveys1790
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam
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🌻 Nicola E Sadler 🌻 Jun 12
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night... I should've put it on aloha setting.
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α’ͺeigh Jun 12
I needed a password eight characters long. So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
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Rebecca πŸ’–πŸ’™ Jun 13
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great Food but No Atmosphere! I bet my Dad can top that lol
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Rachel M πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• Jun 13
Replying to @Harveys1790
I don't trust stairs they're always getting up to something πŸ€— dads not on Twitter
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Lydia Frew Jun 13
Replying to @Harveys1790 @Tupsie101
Doctor, doctor, there’s a grassy mound with flowers and rabbits growing on my head! Don’t worry, it’s just a beauty spot. Dad's not on Twitter, so tagging Mum
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Joanne Young Jun 12
Replying to @Harveys1790
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🀣🀣🀣
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*******FIONA******* Jun 12
Replying to @Harveys1790
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent "P" 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣
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Rosanne Jun 13
Q) What did the police officer say to the belly button? A) You're under a vest! ;)
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Harvey's Brewery Jun 12
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Marie Crawley Jun 12
Replying to @Harveys1790 @chiprocky
My wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I passed a gluestick instead. She's still not talking to me!
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Sam Macaree Jun 11
I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it. I guess you could say I'm low-key (Dad isn't on twitter)
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jaybee Jun 13
Two ducks in a pond, one says 'Quack' the other says 'I was gonna say that!'
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πŸ‘™πŸŒΈβ˜€ Brenda β˜€πŸŒΈπŸ‘™ Jun 12
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?.... Jurassic Pork.
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Hannah Igoe Jun 11
Replying to @Harveys1790
what do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto
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Matt Jun 13
Replying to @Harveys1790
Waiter : "Sorry about your wait." DAD: "Are you saying I’m fat ??
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Darren Band Jun 12
Have you heard about the magic tractor? It turned into a field.
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Fiona Marshall  🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Jun 11
Replying to @Harveys1790 @emmajw11
β€œWhy can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?” β€œBecause it’s two tired!” πŸ™„
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🐷🍫🧑AUDRAπŸΈπŸŒΈπŸ“πŸ¦‹πŸ­ Jun 13
Replying to @Harveys1790
why did the sesame seed not want to leave the casino? Because he was on a roll 🀣🀣🀣
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