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Michele 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 Nov 25
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Suzanne Jackson Nov 19
I’ve been avoiding getting together with my family at my whole adult life. I’ve been training for this year, ! 🦃🥧🍗
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Tom Smith Nov 21
I’m not leaving my house on thanksgiving and I’ll be eating corned beef and sauerkraut all day while watching BBC documentaries on Top of the Pops all day. Gonna also pass on all the crappy football games.
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Elisabeth Briggs Nov 23
Week 36: Lots of hot drinks and online shopping this week. I ordered ice cream online and signed up for a toilet paper delivery service. Very 2020! Stay home, folks!
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Tom_Roy_Philly_Boy Nov 22
“But I can’t have the plague! I was tested last week!”
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Hockeymasked-Steve Nov 20
“I only wanted to pickup a few Christmas decorations.”
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Revolutionary Mystic Nov 21
🔮SAGITTARIUS SEASON🔥 Will have you wanting to do the absolute most, the thirst for more & hunger for adventure is insatiable. While the fire under your a** is hot, remember: bigger, better adventures await if you this season. ‘Til then get creative at home.😷🏡
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Bryan Bjornson Nov 20
Hey Winnipeg, video games are not essential!
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harhar Nov 18
aaaaaaaand schools are closing tomorrow.
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Every Vote Counts and Must be Counted Nov 25
It's been a year since I've seen my dad. The last time I went a year without seeing my dad I was 9 and my mom took us to live out of the country for a year. It was the most traumatic event of my childhood. I am a daddy's girl and miss him terribly.
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Doug Massey 🏳️ Nov 23
Honorable members of the jury, I present to you
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zach a Nov 17
Each family gathering makes it more likely that COVID spreads and now I'm gonna be seeing half covid patients
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Kate from 414 Nov 20
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PNW Wonder Woman Wears A Mask Nov 17
Replying to @PNWWonderWoman
“Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded SuperSpreader?”
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B Stewart Nov 20
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ERlady Nov 23
All by my lonesome... Because I want to celebrate my 70th in February.
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Mander Nov 20
I hate the world. If you need me, I'll be yelling at my TV playing Hollow Knight while drinking Bailey's on the rocks.
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Maik Zumstrull Nov 23
Clarification: that extra month of lockdown will bring new cases back down. It won't bring back the thousands your holiday trips will already have killed by then.
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Theo Fanning Nov 23
We know you love your friends and family. You don’t have to visit them to prove it.
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RanchBoy Nov 21
I know loves some amazeballs Covid data visualizations.
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