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"Dizzy" Daniels👾 22h
ℹ jUst reTurned a botttle of cough syrup ➖ beecause it wasn't making mee COUGH⁉ 😱 🙄
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Sean collins Mar 16
Guy sits next to me on the train holding his mouth Guy: “Nothing worse than a toothache “ Me: “Losing a testicle in a farm accident would suck “ Awkward silence 😀
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Barry Laminack Jan 24
Hey - I know that you know that I know that you don't have plans tonight (Jan 24) so you better get your tuchus down to Hyena's and let me put some of the laughs in your earhole. IT'S FREE SO DON'T BE STUPID AND NOT COME OUT!
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Barry Laminack Jan 25
Nothing more humbling than walking outside after the first show to get some air, and finding your card on the sidewalk.
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Tammy Tavares Apr 9
Tomorrow night! Yoo-Hoo room. I will be doing standup. Come out and see me. @ Flappers Comedy Club…
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Pooja Dec 17
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Nats Apr 16
This video makes me laugh every single time I look at it! this is my boys impression of you 😂
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Helena D'Orville Jan 26
Fun Saturday morning poll for all: can an escort be beautiful, sexy, intelligent and as hilarious as a stand-up comic at the same time?
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Bernie Mac Official Apr 11
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Rebecca Glaze Artist Apr 5
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Lynda Anne's Artful Living 🌷 Mar 22
Book Sax Man James Gleason Studio musician, touring musician, live sax, jingles, weddings, taps, special events
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Randy Epley Apr 5
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Century Casino EDM Apr 5
this Fri & Sat we've got headlining along with @LaffWithLori and MC These shows are going to be great so get over there! Get your tickets at
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Shannon Kelly Apr 3
I’m gonna be slinging jokes at tonight! Come hang!! 📸 with vintageriverphotography
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Not a good pharmacist Feb 4
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Silver Spur Marketing Feb 9
The Colorado Voice Clinic can help you with your voice issues. If you’ve been hoarse for more than 2 weeks it’s time to see an ENT specialist. Call now to save your voice 303-833-4000.
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jeff klein Dec 5
Getting an idea from concept to cash flow is seemingly way harder then writing my first hour of comedy. This industry has more learning curves then i expected
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Emma Bryant Apr 4
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Barry Laminack Feb 11
1 day I noticed that a lot of dudes in the grocery store (including me) were on the phone with their wife/girlfriend. So I wrote this joke about it
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Ian Badenhorst 8h
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