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Ronnie Park Sep 18
Last night I accused a heavily pregnant woman of being a disco ball thief and got a standing ovation from a drunk crowd in Hamilton.
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Bonnie Gordon πŸ”œ NERD EXPO 2019 Sep 17
β€œHey Bonnie... what did you do tonight?” Me: Walked into a random & entered my name in the bucket THINKING IT WAS A RAFFLE. IT! WAS! NOT! A! RAFFLE! Hello. My name is Bonnie ... and I just did my first stand up comedy set ever. WTF just happened?
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Behnoush Sep 17
Ottawa friends and more mark your calendars: Wed. Oct 9th yessss I am performing at Yuk Yuk's Don't miss your once in a lifetime chance :D
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ryan d. adams Sep 16
i’m living in a dream πŸ™ƒ
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𝑱𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒔𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒐 Sep 14
Other comedians I know are blocking me on my other account. why can't a woman talk as dirty onstage as men? We're all looking for a reaction aren't we? Why does what I say in my make others think I'm a dirty filthy whore? sex is the 1 thing we all have in commonπŸ™„
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James Theberge Sep 17
So excited to be back in Boothbay Hahbah on Friday!!!
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nich 20h
TONIGHT AT 10:00. TUNE IN. WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
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priya Sep 17
Watch standup comedy on amazon prime and more new stand up coming soon
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tv_comedy_pdx Sep 17
β€œLet me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.” ― Bill Hicks
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tv_comedy_pdx Sep 17
"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye." - Bill Hicks
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Uriah Wesman Sep 16
Just tied my record of most sets in a night at 8.
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Graham Whistler 17h
A top guy and a top comic! He's touring his show across the south west. Don't miss out.
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Jose mora Sep 17
with u r not complete without an idiom, riddle, pun or metaphor. That's what I like about you. HaHa I bet u were thinking boobs, legs or butt n maybe even eyes n smile. Just so u know, I like those too
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Joseph R Simon Sep 17
President Trump was in San Francisco earlier today. When he had to go to the bathroom did they show him to the sidewalk.
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Paul Sheffield Sep 17
Don’t go on a road trip without a goal. That’s just a waste of time.
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Varun Karyakarte Sep 18
If you ever feel funny, please perform at an all comics open mic.
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Paul D. Feltovich Sep 17
I'll be keeping an eye-out for sure Mi Amigo! Please bring this cool-ass dude to ASAP 😎
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JountΓ© Ferguson Sep 17
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Steven Risk Sep 3
Good luck to all the little munchkins heading back to school today. To me, learning is no joke.
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Trai Love 14h
Disability Check Comedy Show Oct 20th $10 tickets Club 3710 3710 Emancipation St
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