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Snail 🧢 Oct 12
Don’t you hate it when you get out of the shower and you immediately feel like you have to take a shit? Do I have to take another shower? Does my first shower cancel out?
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Sandy 20h
First rule at family gatherings... Always bring your own car so you can leave when you want.🍗🇨🇦
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nev 2h
Why why why is my family watching fucking nascar on thanksgiving Sunday instead of football??? Pls send help
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Ms_math_and_science 23h
I decided to go shopping...got home and realized I wrote that I am “shooting” lists all day. Great job, Jaclyn!👏 It’s the weekend and I’m STILL TEACHER TIRED!!!😫🤣🤦🏽‍♀️
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shirley Oct 10
Thank you to all who came along and supported the launch of @ the Scottish Parliament today! Was a great day, met so many lovely people that I hope to meet again very soon! You are not alone! & remember it’s THERE SHAME NOT YOURS!
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Ambam Oct 11
Moving back in with my parents is the most emotionally challenging thing ever
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Dave Y Oct 11
Thank you Randy of NJ LogoWear for the donation of banners for our rally on October 18.
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Sagrika Kissu Oct 10
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brooklynn Oct 10
if you were thinking about eating portillos chocolate cake for breakfast, don’t it will hurt
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Carlye 22h
This morning A strange turn of events A little girl
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SassySarah 40m
please help me figure out his age! I want to be sure that he gets enough food.
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JC Bridges 3h
Heat treated, tempered, edge finished and handle finished with cherry scales and polished. Pretty good for my first knife build. Longbows might not be the only thing I produce here in the near future.
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Grace Shannon Oct 11
One night I came home drunk and told my neighbor I thought he was cute with the intent to never interact with him again. BUTTT he is currently in my living room because he’s friends with my roommate’s brother :/
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Ty Beamer Oct 11
is dropping VERY soon!! 🔥💕🔥
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KIRSTEN Oct 11
I wanted to party like a rockstar last night and now I’m @ work tired please send help
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stef 🌱🐾🌍❤️ 14h
Any of my lovely friends in the south east able to help? We need to get a dog to safety!
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nova dabs 💫🍀💨 Oct 11
I’m literally dying of happiness
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Cartier Cunningham 5h
We put in work to get where we be at, I got stuck in the grind, then it boosted my talent👆🏽🆙📶
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Laura Herdman Oct 12
I'd be eternally grateful if could get on the bandwagon of changing their recipes like everybody else.. Either make them too small or not as nice. I can't physically stop at 2 jaffa cakes.. Its either 2 packs or nothing 😂🐷
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Dave Y Oct 12
Fall Fest! Thank you volunteers for helping us get the message out on how state cuts will devastate schools.
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