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Andy Partin 28 Feb 14
My favorite Dad Quote - "I'm not the kind of Dad that talks about their son." - You just gave yourself away. Answer: Yes you are!
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Simone Williams 10 Dec 12
Felt like I was out with my parents on sat night n dale draggin me back when I wondered 4 a lil boogie ha
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Jake 30 Oct 16
Halloween is reminding me why I don't want a daughter...
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Kendra πŸ¦„ 29 Sep 16
True life: I am a kleptomaniac and I have more of the boys t-shirts than my own
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Pappa Giorgio 19 Sep 12
I be mucking girls for the laughs
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Eric Roach 8 Oct 13
Drinking jÀger like its water, apologize for the things I do to your daughter😜
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Aub Daub ✨ 8 Apr 13
Replying to @Meganmench16
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ariana 7 Jun 15
This sounds idek the word to describe but if you have loserville shoes I'll stop talking to you
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Alexis 20 Aug 16
something NO ONE can take away from them. not hating just expressing the difference. πŸ˜”πŸ˜’πŸ’”πŸŒ«
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Devyn Lanaye 16 Jun 13
Happy Father's Day to all the moms that stepped up since the dads would not
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Taryn Leigh Taylor 22 Dec 16
Replying to @juanitamcritch
Mostly on board. Not big on kids in my romance.
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Art Cop 21 Aug 12
When I was in 3rd grade I would trade girls kisses for Pokemon cards. Im the one who turned all your daughters into sluts.
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Sallie 3 Jul 12
When the little boys at work want their nails painted, it's guaranteed to be a good day.
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Jerry Potter 25 Apr 15
If Mother's Day and Father's Day were on the same day, 78% of people said they'd celebrate Mom.
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Bob Hover 5 Aug 14
Replying to @BobHover
I like kids too Jose. Guess I should've been more specific.
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BLK 8 Jul 15
I retract my tweet about dad bods and they may actually be okay after all. &wings4life
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Nick Sagar 12 Jun 12
β€œ: Aww that's too cute. Mums are the best!! :)” they sure are ! lol
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Morgan Michelle 3 Mar 17
Nursing in the Home Depot parking lot kinda makes me feel like I'm fighting the patriarchy just a little bit
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Ryan Kvarta 15 Jun 12
So many fathers will be let down this Father's day while their daughters are at the party lolol
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The Mens League 12 Feb 12
Spring break trip is planned, we're going to "The Virgin Islands", soon to be known as just "The Islands"
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