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JasiSteph 15 Jan 10
RT : I'm tearing up watching my daughter sleep. She really do love meโ—‚ do nothin, exactly what ur use 2
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Enjoying Life 1 Nov 10
I feel sorry for the fathers of all these girls who come to college and become whores smh smh
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Arjun Seth 2 Feb 10
I feel incredibly sorry for people who grow up without Mothers... they're the MOST essential part of who you become.
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KG 5 Sep 10
If the kid havin trouble breathin take to hospital asap dont wait 3 days til he back w/ his mama 2 tell her he cant breath
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Jake 30 Oct 16
Halloween is reminding me why I don't want a daughter...
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eileen 19 Mar 13
Camas is the shit
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Kendra ๐Ÿฆ„ 29 Sep 16
True life: I am a kleptomaniac and I have more of the boys t-shirts than my own
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Christoph 11 Aug 15
For those of you that don't have power and are okay you can come to Christophes! 21 to drink 18 to sleep over๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Eric Roach 8 Oct 13
Drinking jรคger like its water, apologize for the things I do to your daughter๐Ÿ˜œ
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i have 0 phds 4 Jun 15
When I ride my motorcycle past golf courses, I rev my engine when people are about to tee off.
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Andy Partin 28 Feb 14
My favorite Dad Quote - "I'm not the kind of Dad that talks about their son." - You just gave yourself away. Answer: Yes you are!
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Johanna Wiley 7 Dec 16
When your engineering professors find you on LinkedIn but you feel awkward cause you still don't have a job ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ
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Hayden Cole Jun 29
So funny when people see me get out of my car and I hear them talking about how โ€œthat canโ€™t be mineโ€
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Michelle Holmes Golf Apr 8
I am always a fan of ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ @USKidsGolfFDN
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Morgan Michelle 3 Mar 17
Nursing in the Home Depot parking lot kinda makes me feel like I'm fighting the patriarchy just a little bit
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Kendal 30 Jul 16
Bad Moms is the funniest movie I've seen in a long time๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ There were moms standing and cheering at some of the jokes๐Ÿ˜‚
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cam- 21 Jun 16
sooooooooo I'm an idiot. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ
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SCP Basketball 19 Jun 16
After winning 2nd round game. JV's playing in Semi's here at SDSU.
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The Lowbrow 19 Jun 16
The Lowbrow is closed! We have no power! Will reopen Mon @ 4. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Heather Foy 18 Jun 16
I got too many dang dads to change my profile pic on Facebook.
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