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B_agoddess 21h
I'm a pro at letting you the F go!!! Lol
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Teddy Jack EddyEddie Jul 20
mother should have done the world a favor and had a late term partial birth abortion.
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Adrian Corcoran Jul 17
When you're having a bath and suddenly remember your testicles are gone ✂️
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Dani Christianson Jul 18
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•Kels Jul 21
So I have been thinking of chopping off my hair again....
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Mick Sharkie 9h
Next week
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Tune 🦹🏾‍♂️ 2h
Listen to CUT EM OFF by Tune 4K on ✂️✂️✂️✂️
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Lumley Nadine Jul 18
Replying to @JoanneKMcD
She also described Epstein’s penis as “egg-shaped” and “deformed,” saying that, when erect, it was “thick toward the bottom but thin and small toward the head.” So Jeffrey Epstein was uncircumscibed.
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Everett (ET) Tarlton Jul 21
Goodbye hair...hello 10 degrees cooler...✂️ @ Nashville, Tennessee
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Gate Theatre 3h
We've got another two show day tomorrow and it's going to be a scorcher! 🌞 Matinee is starting at 2.30 and the evening show at 7.30. Come down to the sunniest part of town! Book now:
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Dai Grady Jul 20
Past Dai must be having a right laugh after telling my co-authors and supervisors "nah it's fine it seems long but I can get through this talk in twelve minutes". Present Dai is slowly realising that it is not the case. Time to kill one's darlings... ✂️🙃
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Tracy Jul 20
Has addressed the tacking stitch on a suit jacket? I feel like this is a huge opportunity to inform all people who wear blazers/jackets/sport coats, etc.
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Michèle 🦋 Jul 15
No snackies for me tonight!! Gotta be fasting for tomorrow.
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Bri Jul 15
Summer 2019: cutting people off left and right. Idgaf, try me. ✂️
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Sir Balthazar Wobbly Jul 18
Replying to @Aaronh97
One of the great things about being a volunteer with the Countryside Service (I help maintain footpaths and bridleways) is that I have the perfect excuse for carrying a pair of secateurs with me... :-)
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mmtexas Jul 14
Replying to @GBGrandma
Then PUH-LEASE go after men who choose to have vasectomies as well. Goodnight, I said goodnight.
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Simon Delaney Jul 19
Replying to @NiamhRyanCamero
Happy days!! Hope you enjoy it! And happy anniversary!
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♿️ Jillian 🏳️‍🌈 Jul 16
So this just happened. ✂️ @ Tranquility Day Spa
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Pauli Girl Jul 16
please go and buy calendars for Kay Ivey and yourself, and anyone else living in the 60's. Alabama is sliding into the past. Not in a good, biblical way. Btw I'm a senior living on social security and your policies suck
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Nedine O'Brien Jul 15
At first I thought it was a jewellery box. . Then I realised it’s even better than shiny things 🥰🥰 My new preciousnessnesses ✂️
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