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Emma 3h
I’ve got a date with the sofa this evening
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Sweet Calm Michael 16h
Delayed agony
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MookaButtsWorld Oct 12
Coworker just told me I can’t ride w her for lunch because her car is junkie !
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Aiden 1h
Replying to @Andrew693
You are apart of the problem!!
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castingkids Oct 9
Look out for Lillian as Jodie in Secret Life of Boys Season 4 episode 1 starting today at 5pm
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Sweet Calm Michael Oct 12
Came again. . I’m so verile
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The Duster Oct 6
Replying to @realDonaldTrump @kfc
Haven’t you been bagged and tagged yet? want their knives and forks back.
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The Nonni Oct 7
I just can’t understand how when you use the toilet as a woman specifically HOW IN THE HELL do you miss that huge bowl. Pee all over the place and pretend you don’t see it while you wash your hands. Oh wait you probably don’t wash ya hands!
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Voiceofreason Oct 8
I hear Men’s Wearhouse has blazers on sale!
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Brendan Reilly 3h
Replying to @ZeroBlog30 @UncleChaps
for the record I did NOT come up with this tweet copy. I am not currently accepting compliments at this time because I am a
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Sideline Analysis Oct 13
England ain’t no better than Scotland are you serious?🙈.Craig get your bed for once and actually watch the game
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Skunk Oct 11
from dreamica 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 is most definitely one ☝️ of my favorite songs off my ep witch haven’t drop yet but very very soon 👅👅👅🤟🏿🤟🏿🤟🏿 the wait almost over 💯💯🥶🥶🥶 drop a emoji 😈 if u want…
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Marissa Baker Oct 7
If Monday was an outfit, it would be what I’m wearing today.
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✨beck Oct 7
Lying in bed with fresh pjs and bedding with the heating on and waiting for dinner is what dreams are made of!!🥰
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mike loxly Oct 5
Another lmao hahahah suck my dick then chicks yourself with scarf 🧣
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Sweet Calm Michael Oct 8
Gary was mad the booZe wasn’t bacon egg & cheese flavored.
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.:KaTΞ:.❌🇦🇺💅🏻🇳🇿❌ Oct 10
James Campbell - look mate if you don’t want to be on don’t go on FFS! Your lethargy & grunting p*sses us all off.
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Sweet Calm Michael Oct 5
I love how small the jock sniffing army has become. Here’s my issue w fan boys. They go away for months at a time, then the filthy fuck turns on a mistake and they come out. Poor taste. My hatred is here every day. Something to be said for that.
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Geraldine Rowe Oct 6
Replying to @Davie_T
Great effort, I’m impressed. I’ve not moved too far from the sofa today.
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Chris Otto 49m
zit nu echt in het !
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