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Nils Lofgren Jun 15
I’m going to take this moment while I’m trending on to say I released a new album call . I’m very pleased with it. And I thank you
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One Clever Me 6h
Only 28 more Mondays left this year!!!
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Manna Alcaraz Jun 14
Today when sadness hits, I will try to remember that I ate really good meals yesterday and I did not have to spend for any of them.
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Liz Bateson 3h
My car battery died today in near 100 degree heat, but I was conveniently parked in front of an auto parts. Does that mean my unluckiness is actually luckiness? 🙃
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🖤brittany Jun 13
Well I guess my boobs are bigger now that I’m getting fatter.
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LP 🖖🏼 Jun 12
Maybe summer will go by slower now that I can’t use my right arm for the entire first half of it ?? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Will Kolodziej Jun 8
I managed to save at least $50 on my food and alcohol bill by getting stood up
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Michelle Brumley 6h
In a van with my teacher and 11 other Creative Writing students on our way to Yellowstone: "At least if you get eaten by a bear on this trip--everyone of us is going to write about it."
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Kasia Jun 14
Transfer season is the BEST season for paring down who you follow, block and mute :)
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I Jun 12
Had a shit day at work anyway so match harnay ki koi khas tension mehsus nai hui.
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Julie Kuehl Jun 15
On the other hand, those early morning hours on Saturday are still me of the most productive of the week.
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Anna Breeden Jun 15
If David Byrd hadn’t tried to hide, again. We would have met the cool people in his district
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Sunny ☀️🐢 7h
Replying to @tinkerbell424
Hehehe at least you don’t have to worry about a sunburn then! 😃
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ViswaVeena Jun 11
twinkle twinkle little veena how i wonder tere bina kya jeena up above the world so high you took a dive from the sky
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Clara 53m
The one good thing about having food poisoning is that most of the chub I wanted gone for summer has gone without even trying 🤷‍♀️
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Lindsey Sipe 48m
Listen I love me some more than anybody but those are some teeny tiny strips to have waited in long line today....and they’ve been under the heat lamp for a minute. But tea is on point today so that’s good.
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Kelsey Charles Jun 12
I mean.. at least we can say when we lost it was to the Stanley Cup champions??? 🤷🏽‍♀️
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รՇﻉ۷ﻉ Jun 12
Things that happened today... my Vegas trip got cancelled and I’m homeless!
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Carmen Williams Jun 13
Well at least LeBron didn’t win another championship.
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Corinne Dey 24m
Replying to @cornpiejean
but now there’s a rainbow!! 🌈
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