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feels like spinning plates 2h
Pro tip for east coast mayors not wanting Trump to visit their towns: tell him your citizens have seen sharks on the flooded streets and highways.
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Jesse 3m
I did a shark for because every week is
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🇮🇳♓E®️E✝️ℹ️©™ Sep 18
Replying to @Bohemian_6
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” the actress added. HILLARY CALLED TRUMP DURING "SHARK WEEK" Daniels has spoken previously about Trump’s obsession with the ’s “.”
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Jill Wagner 11h
Live every week, like it's 🦈
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StooLi Teal Town 12h
Just release the 3rd jersey I need my swag!!!!
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Queer Vegan Medstudent Sep 14
My period decided to show up early and my first reaction was to say a gentle but firm "Nooo" as if I were scolding a child.
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StooLi Teal Town 3h
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Domenic Longarini 8h
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Matt Betts 5h
“When you wish upon a shark... Makes no difference where you park... “ Guys, my musical is coming right along!
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Rosemary Rowe Sep 12
Got up just now and the jumbo-sized Magic Bag I had pressed up against my uterus slithered down the leg of my pants just as my wife turned around and made this exact face.
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Ashley Flagg 2h
Blood in the water... Just got this month's Luxe fiber club shipment! Now for the hard part.. waiting until Spinzilla starts to play with it!! 💖
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Thunder Levin 7h
There's still 2 days left to get your own Collection - signed copies of ALL FOUR of my non- winning scripts! with personalized messages on each. Not or
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Thunder Levin Sep 18
Signed original non- award winning script available until 11am PDT. I'll personalize the signature as you wish.
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abbee Nightfury ♎️🕉 Sep 12
While everyone feels like they’re panicking about the super typhoon coming our way, I’m feeling like this is the best time to get like a cocktail or two during ’s Happy Hour. Ugh.
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abbee Nightfury ♎️🕉 Sep 10
Tfw it’s but it’s also your ... 😍😅👸🏻🦁🤷🏻‍♀️⭐️♎️💯 Bae: We will work out until u like your body Bae: I love your body but want u happy Hee, omg. ☺️
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Michael Greer 8h
Da dum, da dum, da dum! I think we’re gonna need a bigger boat! cc:
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Lawrence Kim Sep 12
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Tom Parker Bowles Sep 18
“Even while he was on the phone with Hillary, his attention kept going back to the sharks.” This has to be true
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Priscilla 👽 13h
That explains a whole lot...😒
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Heavy Metal Thursday Sep 18
. 20% off everything use “HMT” @✔️out. Comment below; how many times have you…
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