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wolfiez 44m
Don't forget to do your overhead presses.
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Forest Lee 44m
This happened on a trip Once I found a raven alive. Then I let it go again. Why did you let it go? Because it fragmented my leg so. Which leg did it fragment? This flawed leg on my left.
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Joseph Blint 40m
Your body contains more bacteria than cells
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Billy Loud 40m
The area boasted Moles with twenty five inch antlers They had surfboards that worked on land. Where am I?
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colonelfrediey 44m
Dreams pass into the reality of action. From the actions stems the dream again; and this interdependence produces the highest form of living.-Anais Nin
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kariputz 44m
What's worse than a cardboard box? Answer: Paper tits.
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Shaun Faximile 40m
I may be president of the United States, but my private life is nobody's damned business. Chester A. Arthur
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Ronnie Aeko Aug 21
Someone left a bowl of pasta under my front tire at lunch.
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selenia adrift 44m
What superpowers would a baby from Trigon and Nelson Mandela have?
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Randy Minks Aug 21
Today I chased a otter up a tree.
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KchanceK 44m
He danced like a octopus that had too many vodkas on a freezing day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the dog park and it was so magnificent he cried. What does tomorrow bring?
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Ronnie Aeko Aug 20
Would you change your name? If so, what name?
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Ralph Doomer Aug 21
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My Mind Needs Rewired 19h
How many words can you find in: ACEELST?
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Ronnie Aeko Aug 17
What is your favorite You Tube video?
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Cory Flemming Aug 21
The Rice flower springs from the alligators. Will karma ensure it thrive another stressful night?
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Joseph Blint Aug 21
The atomic bomb was invented twenty years before the color television
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Hailkat Aug 21
You are taken to a gleaming pit. The garden is covered in lost arms. Where have I traveled too? ,
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PLAY GOC Aug 20
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💗KRIS KIND💗💗MDMA TABLETTENFORMAT💗💗KIND KRIS💗 Aug 20
Chantals timetable, Kris Kind, 2019, unique artwork, A4, New member of The Holy Stuhl added value register,
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