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Donald J. Trump Sep 15
Hispanic Voters LOVE me! Everytime I see a Spanish person, I here them calling me a "Pendejo!" I asked my Mexican housekeeper (whose not very Smart btw), what "Pendejo" means in American & she said “Pendejo” means I’m a “Stable Genious.” I love it! I'M A PENDEJO!
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Tom Hall ☘ Sep 14
Owls have legs? Who knew! 🐧 via
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Adam Grant Sep 15
We need fewer cynics and more skeptics. Cynics are convinced change is impossible. Skeptics need to be convinced change is possible. Skeptics don't trust everything they read. Cynics don't trust anyone they meet. Cynics are pessimists. Skeptics are realists.
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Holly Figueroa O'Reilly Sep 15
Real subtle, dude. Watch as the USGS guy in the background looks to make sure he's on camera, brings his hand up to casually feign brushing his eyebrow, and throws a white power hand gesture. (He's been removed from storm duty.)
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David Leavitt Sep 15
Trump Steaks, Trump Vodka, Trump Airlines, Trump Mortgage, Trump Casinos, Trump U, Trump magazines, failed North Korea negotiations, failure to repeal ACA, failed endorsements, failure to get Mexico to pay for wall, losing trade war, Eric Trump...
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Khary Penebaker Sep 15
KKK guy: The civil war wasn’t about just 1 thing Reporter: Tell me what else besides slavery was the war was about KKK: Tyranny Reporter: what is tyranny? KKK: when the gov’t has too much control over a life Reporter: Like slavery?
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Daniel Peter #DF18 Sep 15
Small acts of kindness have a big impact on the world.
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Emanuella Sep 15
Have a lovely, colorful and a enchanting weekend!
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Holly Figueroa O'Reilly Sep 15
Liar or demented? Either way, I'm ready for or impeachment or whatever because I'm so f'ing sick of Trump, I literally don't care how he goes, as long as he goes.
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Christine Spadafora Sep 15
That one person in group assignments that pretends to work...
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Cole & Marmalade Sep 15
This should be fun! :) *Star Wars Episode VII: The Cat Awakens... (And then probably falls right back to sleep again)
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@IamTemitorpe Sep 14
The Director of this movie can't make Heaven.😂😂 Laugh and have a lovely day.. 🙌🙌
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Sergio Bryner Sep 15
TIP OF THE DAY: Appreciate good people, they are hard to come by.
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Alexander Verbeek 🌍 Sep 15
🐶 Let’s have dinner together 😂
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Kaz Weida Sep 15
On , my daughter would like you to know that Batman can also be a fairy. You’re welcome.
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Katie Thompson Sep 15
Today my kid asked me how I know everyone driving is named Dick?
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Brad Lea Sep 15
You don’t have time to be around people that bring out the worst in you — get around those that bring out the BEST in you and you’ll see the best flow to you!
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Regina Spacola Sep 15
Good morning twitter! I hope you are having a fabulous !
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David Kelso Sep 15
It's time for a ➡drive!!
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Desmond Dreckett - Side Hustle Strategist Sep 14
Watch A Free-Diver Rescue This Entangled Whale Shark. 😱😱 Man can be cruel, but often times, amazing! Credit: National Geographic
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