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Justin Brannan Dec 13
Nothing brings New Yorkers together quite like our collective revulsion of
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Michelle Romeo, MD Dec 11
There are a few days of the year NYC EM physicians dread.. (a gathering of 1000s of young adults dressed in Xmas garb partaking in binge drinking) is one of them. Wish us luck this weekend. 😳
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911 Poppa 🦅. Dec 14
BIG GRINCH. 🎅🏾🦅.
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Kat Timpf Dec 14
If you are old enough to get into a bar you are too old for
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M A S O N 🤫 Dec 7
You can’t find your boyfriend cause he’s been at Wicked Wolf since 8am in a Santa costume taking green tea shots out of his shoe. He’s 30.
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Brandon Langieri Dec 14
Here’s a map of all of the places to avoid in NYC today. You’ve been warned.
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lucy rose Dec 14
Yes I did wait in line for 5 hours to get into the Harry Styles NYC pop up shop but I refuse to be judged by anyone who flew in from the Midwest for
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Kat Timpf Dec 14
Everyone hates and so do I but a few years ago I got to see 2 chicks in sexy elf costumes who were hitting each other start throwing up and just continue hitting each other outside like I’m sorry but if that’s not beautiful then I don’t know what is
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Andrew J. Padilla 🇵🇷 Dec 15
It's wrong when poor people jump the turnstile? ITs RAdICAL when protesters jump turnstiles to fight how the poor are policed in ? But it's cool when drunk ppl do it during ? HEARD YOU
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Jules Rivers not Rivera Dec 23
The moment you’ve all been waiting for... the . /Love, Joolz crossover!
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Kat Timpf Dec 14
On one hand I am not at all religious but on the other hand, every year, I see and the only possible explanation is that The Devil is real and he is busy
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Patti Murin Dec 14
It doesn’t get more Times Square in December than 4 drunk Santas in miniskirts arguing whether to go to McDonalds or Applebee’s
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🎄30RockTree🎄 Dec 14
k nevermind SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 📢 some dude just poured an entiiiiiiiiire bottle of Grey Goose in my stand. Something about "being one of the Bros." yeh we're cool now i take back everything I said before. paaaaaaarrrrrttttaaaaayyyyy! 🎅
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The Bouncer 👊🏾🇭🇹 Dec 14
Someone reminded me today is . I’m glad I retired from the nightlife cause it was always the worst night of the year. A few years ago I made a comic about. Wanna read it? ...here it go! Oh and F#ck Santacon.
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Lauren Ashcraft for NY-12🌹 Dec 16
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Nehal Joshi Dec 14
Thoughts and prayers to the seats of cabs and subway cars tonight....
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Bronx Zoo's Cobra Dec 14
The only time I’m fine with being locked inside is during .
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🎄30RockTree🎄 Dec 14
I wear 5 miles of high quality LED lighting and a very expensive crystal star. You’re wearing a $5 Santa hat you bought an hour ago at Duane Reade. You can't take a selfie with me, drunk dude. I have standards.
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🇰 🇦 🇹 🇴 🇳 🇪 Dec 13
It’s officially !!! When y’all see me dancing like Scarlett Johansson in the Marriage Story at 1pm MIND YOUR BUSINESS 🎅🏾
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Will Presti Dec 14
You know Flasher & Crasher, De-pantser, Conviction, Vomit & Stupid & Goner & Pissin
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