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Thomas Hobbes 3h
People are selfish ✋🏼 without rules, everyone would live a life of violence and fear of death. Y’all are 🙀
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katelyn miller 23h
can’t believe my dad has the audacity to go to greece today without me
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abarnes Sep 16
Omg..😑when an email is sent to a group of 23 plus people listing dates and events.. DO NOT REPLY TO ALL “ thanks” or “ lots of events” 🤬🤦‍♀️...just take it, save it, print.. whatever... IT DOESNT REQUIRE A REPLY...
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Gina Linetti Sep 19
At the office now, my boss is nagging to me rn that I’m always on my phone. Can’t he see that I’m tweeting
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Dave take it to the grave Gonzales 5h
I know tigrex are aggressive but that was just uncalled for
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Fern the Bionic Dog Sep 19
Replying to @GoldieClara
My hoomin says she’d get me one dat says Git for the same reason 🙄🙄🙄
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•julia• 17m
Calum hood keeps replying to everyone on here when I’m not online.
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fio 17h
you guys only got SCHOOL, like, 2 weeks ago(?).
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Anna Gerhard 14h
It is 2:46 am and I just broke my ankle on a bird
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Alexis Jessee Sep 19
If I block you on twitter that means I don’t like you 🤷🏻‍♀️I’m a rude person now
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Carly Beutin Sep 17
I didn’t get id at the concert... 😂🤦🏻‍♀️
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jennifer 8h
Only did one lap around the lake this morning because I am not here for this 97% humidity.
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Kari Rudisill 5h
It’s so disrespectful for Trump to refer to the Australian Prime Minister as “Scott”. If he referred to Trump as “Donald” his head would explode!
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Heather 3h
So, you’re just now telling me that today is . I brought a hot dog lunchable instead of a pizza lunchable with me and now I’m upset that I’m missing out.
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Cory Edel 1h
Now that’s ! I bought a tuna yesterday, it got stuck.. so I bought a second hoping they’d both come down. Nope. I left a sticky right in front of them (toddler scribble mind you)! If you’re eating them for lunch, eat them quick, I’m watching
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Iris Greene 5h
When you're peeling a bowl of hard boiled eggs and a shell suddenly wants to get clingy and wreck your perfect peeling streak.
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meggballz 5h
When an online store doesn’t have the low-high price option
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Stephanie 17h
Husband gone for three days. Cat begs for attention. Apparently I’m chopped liver.
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Laur❥ 19h
When your legs are BROKEN and your boyfriend still won’t pick you up????
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👑Bellalicious💎 22h
I love when they say “You have such a pretty face!” I guess the rest of me is trash, huh? 🙄🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼😑 YES I am Fluffy & if you don’t like it... I don’t need your opinion so just keep it moving You’re ugly inside anyway.
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