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Random Jokes Sep 26
Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
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Random Jokes Sep 23
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.
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Random Jokes Sep 25
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch!
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Random Jokes Sep 25
Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.
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Siddhesh Pawar 17h
I hope this year doesn't end with a super over!
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Random Jokes Sep 24
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.
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Random Jokes 20h
What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?
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Random Jokes Sep 26
I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
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Random Jokes Sep 23
Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.
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Random Jokes Sep 26
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Random Jokes Sep 23
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
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Random Jokes Sep 22
Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.
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Random Jokes Sep 25
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
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Random Jokes Sep 23
Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti? A: Pasta la vista, baby!
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Random Jokes Sep 22
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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Random Jokes Sep 25
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
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Random Jokes Sep 24
Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.
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Random Jokes Sep 26
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
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Random Jokes Sep 23
What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion!
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Random Jokes Sep 26
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
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