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Random Jokes 2h
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
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Random Jokes 10h
A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway.
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Random Jokes 10h
What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!"
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Random Jokes 10h
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
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Random Jokes 14h
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
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Random Jokes Aug 23
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Random Jokes Aug 23
My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.
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Random Jokes 18h
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Random Jokes Aug 22
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
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Random Jokes Aug 22
I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.
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Random Jokes Aug 22
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
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Random Jokes Aug 22
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
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Random Jokes Aug 23
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake.
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Random Jokes Aug 23
I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
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Random Jokes Aug 22
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Random Jokes Aug 23
Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.
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Random Jokes Aug 22
Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.
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Random Jokes Aug 21
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
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Random Jokes Aug 18
I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
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Random Jokes Aug 18
Atoms are untrustworthy little critters. They make up everything!
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