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Andrew Pereira Aug 13
I laughed way too hard at this
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Katherine McIntyre Aug 12
I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..
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Pam Mills Aug 9
The meaning of opaque is unclear.
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Ian "Slick" Thompson Aug 11
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Sara Bitterman Aug 14
When your male human gets your humor...
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Pam Mills Aug 11
To the thief who stole my pillow... I will not rest until I find you.
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SimplyPuntastic Aug 12
Hope this silly pun brightens everyone's day!
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Pam Mills Aug 9
I went to a very emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers...
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Nick M. Aug 15
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s okay. He woke up.
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Pam Mills Aug 9
I took a shower this morning. The bath was too heavy...
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Justin Miller Aug 15
When you hit your funny bone it’s actually humerus. (Not easy to make a medically accurate pun.) If you boil a humerus bone, you get a laughing stock.
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Pam Mills Aug 14
I was friends with a guy that crossbreeds insects. I liked him at first, but eventually I got tired of his ant ticks.
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Julie Roberts 10h
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Chuck Bullock Aug 15
What did the triangle🔺say to the circle🔵? You’re pointless 😆 Using Pascal’s Triangle and learning from our mistakes to establish a growth mindset, thanks
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Carrie 💛⭐🍋 Aug 9
Getting a new face wash was a really pore decision
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Dennis B. Price 16h
Replying to @4Scarrs_Gaming
You got defence now, huh Jon?
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Pam Mills Aug 10
Replying to @Lynn_CatsRule
I was going to go to the gym, but it didn’t workout...
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Red 22h
Do you know how the sky was created? It was air-‘born!’
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Sam Morris Aug 14
Direct quote from the man who invented German sausages, “it’s not my wurst idea” 😬
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AaronBeDarin Aug 14
I've recently gotten lost in a new book. It's about mazes.
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