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Red Apr 15
The entry fee at the ice rink in the first week of winter was half off. Now thatโ€™s what I call being a cheap skate!
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lawprofblawg 17h
My eggs are dying. It gives me Paas.
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Cracklor 2h
Doodlin' at the Apple store! Follow Cacklor on Tumblr for more!
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GAME Cheshire Oaks 1h
Borderlands 3?? More like Pre-orderlands 3!! Come on down to Game and pre- order your copy today!! Out on the 13th of September!!
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Mark Benson 20h
Not looking for a new job. Just love puns.
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Ruth Bushi Apr 19
I wonder if and are ever like 'we're better than Cex'? ๐Ÿค”
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Rejected Laffy Taffy Submissions 14h
Submission Date: 05/16/2012 Why couldnโ€™t the two carpenters finish their debate? They kept tabling the discussion.
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Katie Ross 12m
My love for you blossoms everyday ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ . . .
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Cerebral Synapse 4h
I hate bungy jumping as broken rubber is known to cause so many problems in the world.
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TheDailyHyman 12h
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Pam Mills Apr 17
My pet chicken disappeared! Police suspect fowl play.
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PositivePyramids 12h
Replying to @TheDickArtist
Yes...Dick art is a VERY hard process indeed...but so deeply satisfying! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
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Forgo Tten 10h
Why arenโ€™t there more Retro TVs who follow old school scripts?
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CMe Media Apr 19
We all love a long weekend and we all love a long weekend when it's OK to consume copious amounts of chocolate! From all of us at CMe Media, have an eggcellent Easter!
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Cracklor 2h
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Paul O'Malley 18h
Replying to @rosspjboyd
Itโ€™s alright Ross, it was just a bitta quack
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Chris De Melo 21m
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Danae 2h
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Abby (McBiebs) ๐ŸŒน 11h
PSA: IS WORKING ON NEW MUSIC AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS
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{Belle} ๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŒน 17h
Bitches wanna be Mia, but Iโ€™m like no one like MIA-round
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