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Buzz Łitecoin #LTCSpaceTeam 5m
Don’t look up your symptoms on the internet because it will likely say you have cancer. You then will worry about it so much that you give yourself cancer.
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Fred 16m
Trans pro-tip: Put your binder on before the party, and you have a built-in, urgent reason to leave at a decent hour
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des_linden 12h
: if you’re struggling to find the motivation to get fit again, have your significant other join you for a run... and one-step you the entire way. 😑
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Christian 3h
Get yourself a slice of MyBitCoin, Liberty Reserve, WebMoney, Neteller, Moneybookers, and start using prepaid credit and gift cards.
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Weird Pro-tips 17h
: If you wanna win a competition, try being gullible and naive.
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Sunshine 3h
Make friends with people at the airport bar. Some lady just bought me 3 tequila shots!
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International Insurance Services Dec 14
A good way to lower your car insurance premium is to take a defensive driver course. It'll give insurance companies more confidence in your driving!
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rkd2398 2h
Replying to @aimster_17 @Moes_HQ
ask for a queso bowl or cup and fill that up!
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elizabeth/libby/elle 1h
: get a job that moves you around the country so when you watch documentaries about a town in Nowhere, Oklahoma you can talk about how you’ve totally fucking been there.
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Dr. Scott Cowley Dec 13
Students, if you want a relaxing Finals Week, all you have to do is become a professor.
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Bouncy Time Party Rentals Dec 14
Many parents will agree, having a birthday on or near Christmas can be challenging, but not impossible. Be sure to give your child their turn in the spotlight.
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Weird Pro-tips 5h
: Is brilliance becoming potentially close to a work by LeGuin? Time to be craving to be the center of attention again.
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Iamcilli Dec 14
If you're fiance DOES NOT show up on wedding day that should be a sign. No shocker here- this is known as a
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Hangry Keith Malinak 11h
- When sneaking a piece of before you're allowed, make sure it isn't a really long piece that will draw attention to your culinary thievery.
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Jack Heath Dec 14
Life tip: buy a couple of spare book vouchers before Christmas... because on the day you ALWAYS realise you've forgotten someone. (And if you haven't, you can spend them yourself!)
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ProteinPaletas 11h
💪🍦🤯 Even though it’s December and the temps aren’t as hot as usual, that’s no excuse to forget your nutrition! You put the work in, give your body the nutrients it…
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Rod Dec 12
Never leave your phone unattended,,
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Ed Chavey 10h
Replying to @mrleckey @Uverse
If you make the modem connection sounds while waiting on it the time passes more quickly.
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Jessica Warren 10h
you can listen to ’s Christmas album YEAR ROUND. It bops THAT hard.
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CHIEF 🐻 5h
If you’re drinking wear jeans with a zipper not buttons.
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