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Brian (Ready for Football) A 8m
Why stop there? Do the same with North Korea and Iran.
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Allvalves Online 1h
Actuated Valves to client specification
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Mr. Bernard 3h
Replying to @morgstockstill
Write down all of them and I’ll play them throughout the night.
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Nick K 1h
There was a wasp on the bus, buzzing around an elderly woman. The wasp failed to pay the fare, so I hit it with a ticket, literally.
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Kyle Cruea Sep 16
Dear complaining football fans... NHL preseason started yesterday, flip the channel over and pick a team... they play damn near every night, it’s always exciting... you will forget about football
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Sian Edwards Sep 17
When your mum gives you writing advice... “Can’t you just write some bullet points and join them up with ‘ands’ and ‘buts’?” 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Jims 21h
So if you're ever in a conversation you don't want to be in, the best solution is to just walk away- while they're talking. Congrats, you've now established that you won't likely be speaking to each other again.
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richard t. nicholson Sep 17
SUGGESTION; since the NRA says it's to harmful to institute the gun laws that are being suggested now, here is a novel idea LET THE NRA BUY EVERY AMERICAN AN ASSAULT RIFLE
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Joseph stoneman 10h
Just cook and eat them instead
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Peter Grant 10h
Replying to @Fact
Buy her a coat
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💥willis🇱🇷🇺🇸ن 2h
Replying to @taragolshan
Stop striking and go back to work.
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Matt Besser Sep 16
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🄴🄻🄻🄴🄰🄸🅁 21h
Finally looked up what the lady said in the she shed commercial... when she says 'chichier' she shed, I thought she said 'she shear' she shed. 🤔😅
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the Ben Bisbee Sep 15
Folks. If I’ve learnded anything as a ‘Murican vaping pens don’t kill people, people kill people. That and I assume a good person with a vape pen will stop a bad person with one. Also? Let’s just start having lung safety drills in preschool.
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Beta O'Dorke Sep 16
Replying to @LisaBritton
They should just raise their boys to be beta males like me so they will let women walk all over them.
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Lolly Creative 21h
It's okay you can just pull a and go on next year and pretend everyone forgot about all the things you've ever said!
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Leigh Primary School 12h
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Wade Lucko Sep 16
Trade for Ramsey, let Byron go after this year and then give that money to Ramsey...
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𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕟 Sep 16
snl should hire will ferrel, he’ll be funny on that show
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Ryan Cox 4h
Turn off your phone and delete your e-mail. Go underground.
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