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TJ Lang 17h
Wish NFL players and union would focus more on guaranteed contracts and health insurance than making weed legal.
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Aamer Anwar🎗🌹 May 18
So can ask McDonald’s not to sell milkshake because of safety concerns for Farage, but didn’t object or suggest a re-route for marches past Glasgow Catholic Churches-St Mary's & St Alphonsus 🙈
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megs May 19
Posting one last senior Sunday instead of studying for finals
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ML 4h
So on this trip I have 4 days in London and I’ve manage to book 4 West End shows. And I went to a comic con, where all I bought was a book 😂
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Clíona McCarney 1h
Been in the United States literally 16 minutes 😍😍😍
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Michelle Griffith 4h
Once my dad skipped his annual physical because the grass was “too long”
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emily 1h
While on vacation had to run to Walmart to get sunscreen and I found these gems in the $5 bin! Of course I couldn’t resist.
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Mr. Peanut May 23
Absolutely nothing 😉
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™DannyBoy 2h
How u wearing Gucci shoes waiting at the bus stop 🤦🏽‍♂️...
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Sam Zilla 5h
Skipped graduation to day drink for Ubaldo
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Virtual Boricua 13m
13 Rules About Eating At Fancy Restaurants You Probably Had No Idea About ... And Will Say “Fuck That” Once You Read This Crap Article
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Lee Camp [Redacted] May 22
The DCCC is blacklisting anyone working with Progressive challengers to their status quo candidates BUT they're cool with 'Dems' who oppose good policies like Net Neutrality & Medicare For All. This is your Reminder: Don't trust them!
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𝐬𝐡𝐲𝐚𝐳 🦉 May 24
My cat doesn't feed u nor let u sleep here alright. Pergilah suruh yugi masakkan kau lauk ketam ishhh
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Sarah Carter May 23
Year 7 is in the books, so I'm officially on summer break! It doesn't really feel like though since I've actually been out on maternity leave for three weeks now. If I'm not around much on Twitter and my blog this summer, it's because I'm keeping a tiny human alive.
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🌸BBG🌸 May 24
Don’t worry, everybody. We have the ability to reunite our stores with our separated grocery carts. Everything’s gonna be fine. Oh, tracking kids on the boarder? No. 🤷🏽‍♀️🇺🇸🛒
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ling ling 27m
Wanted to watch porn on redtube ended up typing reddit by accident instead
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Steph H. 18h
The Party of “Life” can’t even bring themselves to appropriate $178K to provide healthcare to pregnant women but they sure are eager to give $2.5 MILLION to a crisis pregnancy center that provides stuff like “Incubation Services.”
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Amin Ali May 22
So our province is so bankrupt we can’t afford $84 million to support our most vulnerable youth, but we magically have $1 billion to bankroll putting beer in corner stores? And $30 million+ for anti carbon tax lawsuits & ads???
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TheRichest May 24
Sad that you can't get truth, justice, wisdom and burgers at the same place.
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Tyler Oliveti 1h
My parents are going to church and I’m going to watch the Phillies
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