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Bailey Bae 10h
When your ducks you in the ass (not in a good way) & says the opposite of what you meant to say, then you have to wait it out to see if they read your response 😳😳😳 and no i didn’t mean duck, my phone changed it and it seemed appropriate to leave it that way 😂
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Quan Chi Facts 1h
197. Quan Chi is good at making things out of pudding.
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Quan Chi Facts Nov 13
My favorite thing about Predictive Text Quan Chi is that he often refers to himself in the third person.
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The Toucan King Nov 9
Predictive text - we are over! you have to know me to predict me, and obviously you don’t, you tell me what to say and that just not what’s in my heart. Get out of my life!l I want my freedom back
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Quan Chi Facts Nov 12
194. If you see Quan Chi out and about, he will scratch you on the head and say "Hello baby"
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Quan Chi Facts Nov 8
209. Quan Chi does not feel guilty about that hilarious thing he did to Shang Tsung. You know, when he ate all of his fish out of his fish tank when he was house sitting... He also made a fortune selling his car.
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Nik Holson Nov 10
Replying to @HWGreenwood
"I am going to write a novel with the same sentence structure and function of the story of the story of the story of the story..." Erm... okay then 🥴
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TheCuddleDemon Nov 8
I need a dragon to help me out with my insurances.
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TheCuddleDemon Nov 7
Ever been kissed by an over the counter and I have a siezure thats longer than the fact that it is a good thing?
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Jennifer McAllister 22h
Every time I think about our future I’ll let you know 🤔 I love you 🤟🏻 I hope you’re having fun with your family today I love ❤️ you.
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TheCuddleDemon Nov 7
I am not a YouTube video of the year or so I can have a tea party in hell.
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Quan Chi Facts Nov 9
42. Quan Chi won't mind being in Hawaii for two days now that he's been at war with all my goddamn friends.
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I am Spartacus #FBSI 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Nov 11
When you send an irate email to your local council complaining about the "binmen" and predictive text changes is to "gunmen". And you only notice after you've fuckin sent it. SHITE. 👍
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Amit Choudhary Nov 12
“In a way, the humans would be making progress.”
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Quan Chi Facts Nov 13
84. Quan Chi got a hot dog and ate it at the zoo with his friend from Mexico.
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Jess Alter Nov 12
Interested in participating in a game? Click on Henry Black's tweet below and join in!
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Dzintra Sullivan - Author Nov 11
Replying to @AuthorGaylord
The only thing I fear is the way you are in a shower. Okaaaaayyyyy 😂😂
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Stephen Alexander Willis Nov 7
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Eli the Cat, Esq. Nov 7
Replying to @Jaccatsandme
Don’t know where farting came from meant hearing.
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Trafford Express Nov 12
The man who invented predictive text has died. His funfairs next monkey. May he rust in piss.
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