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brae👻 4 May 18
I really wish random #'s would stop calling me 3x a day saying I won a free stay at the Marriott
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Marcellus Wiley 🧢 6 Mar 18
😳 In respect to college football, y’all are a big school? 🙄
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Taylor Drury Land 27 Aug 19
*volume up* He was once called the song bird of his generation?¿ 😂🙉🤭🎼 Sam Smith vocals on POINT! He might disown me as his daughter and I might lose my job after this (strong chance) but.... Worth it 💀🤣 Dead.
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ruth hamblin 19 Mar 17
Apparently some guys in the NBA know more than NASA these days 😒🙄🤔 🌏=🏀
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Churchdown CC 20 Jul 16
Right on cue Fredricks Senior gets put into next week. 162 off 18.4.
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Aida Manduley, LCSW 🇵🇷🏳️‍🌈🇨🇺 20 Dec 18
1. WTF is that title 2. ...wait I know SO many of the people named here 3. There's some sass here and I am NOT mad about it?! 4. Dudes saying "tHeRe Is No RaCiAl PrObLeM hErE!" - 😒 5. What a wild ride. 6. SURPRISINGLY this was better than I expected?!
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jordan grace horne 28 Dec 18
maybe, justtttt maybe some of you will leave this mindset in 2018.
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Maureen 💕 22 Mar 16
HELP the old man next to me is trying to make small talk by talking about not letting people in our borders.
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Louise 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 7 Jan 19
I love Mrs Hinch but she is so wasteful it makes me cringe😩 changing wax melts every few days using 5 cotton pads 😱😱
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Ave Cougar Mellencamp Sr. 10 Apr 16
Pretty much every single Deeph since they got back from the Bahamas........
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Morgan Stinson 4 Jun 17
Those people who post a selfie on their story in every filter on Snapchat
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Elle 5 Jul 17
Shit people say to bisexuals: "So if ur dating a dude does that mean ur not bi anymore? Ur straight?"
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Drayton Anderson 31 Dec 17
Did you really go to a rave if your Snapchat story isn’t a million seconds long?
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Amy Mebberson 🇦🇺🍻🇺🇸 24 Jan 18
Dear news outlets, if you don’t feel the need to tag every pc of UK news with ‘Tally Ho PIP PIP!’, you can drop the ‘G’DAY MATE!’ & ‘down under’ off anything Australian. Really. It’s okay.
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Savannah Thompson 31 Dec 18
I can promise you I am not watching your “12 month memory” story on Instagram
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☠️Catherine Tayler☠️ #GILF Jun 1
Let’s love each other and respect opinions without hate.... I personally don’t do good with hate AT ALL
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Nic Edge Oct 18
This little Blizzard that we’re getting in NWO this weekend can seriously take a hike 🌨❄️
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NWS Podunk 27 Jan 17
Our alt-mailman just came to give us our mail. It was a post-it note with "" on it. Very funny, but we need our magazines.
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Keej 9 Apr 18
My dad came to Albertsons just to ballgaze me...
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Labbadia 30 Sep 16
When girls call me man/dude/ bro 😷😷😷😷
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