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That's So MLS Dec 3
I’ve got a lot of time for Vermes and most of his side but after doing the Caps dirty so many times, I’m very okay with this
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🎄𝓡𝓮𝓼𝔂𝓵𝓪🎄 Dec 3
"I got the shock of my life" 🤣🤣
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Khalid Omari 🇯🇲 Nov 30
At 4am whilst sipping a glass of water I remembered that there’s a promoter that owes me £40 from DJing at an open air juice bar in 2015. He didn’t have enough £ to cover the fee and with inflation it’ll be a total of £45 today
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Kimberly Fath Dec 3
I'm feeling about something right now. This is my version of acting out and I'll be over it in the morning.
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Ellis Taylor 23h
Replying to @georgiakikix
Sometimes I purposefully misspell their name when I reply....
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maria elena Nov 28
Remembering I can beep my car’s horn from my phone app from bed at 4:30am while my stupid neighbor is fighting with her boyfriend on the sidewalk is the greatest thing to happen in 2020.
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Leek-Uh.Magaña Nov 28
My husband went to walmart without me after I told him I wanted to go. Now i am in a mood.
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edwin mayorga Dec 2
Folks really do get triggered by constructs that at the end of the day are a tiny part of the big picture.
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IAmLeaveil Nov 28
Replying to @mikeymike__5
Aye i swear i thought that last night like if im Michigan we have a out break that week lol lol
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etd123 5h
People were trying me today. Little did they know, I had time today.
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Christie Milam Dec 3
Happy birthday the best NHS Co-Sponsor we could ask for! Have a great day today!
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Lindsay✨ 13h
This picture! 😂😭
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Alex Sears 22h
As a Vandy fan, I’ve enjoyed having both Pruitt and Derek Mason around as they’ve made me some 💰 gambling. Half of that golden goose pair is now gone; can’t have Pruitt leave so soon too!
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QueenBthePoet Nov 30
but I'm tired of people being like "omg I like ya hair!! TURN AROUND " No. I'm tired n my feet hurt. If you wanna see the back of my hair WALK AROUND ME... 😩
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𝐿𝒾𝓏 Dec 1
When I was in school, I was the only girl in my I/E classes, had the highest grade in our classes. This guy told me I’d never work in a refinery, so now every time I see him at the gym, I make sure to pull out something with my company’s name 🥴
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RD🖤 Nov 25
Wait who got me and in the same room together 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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AB. Nov 26
My dad called me earlier and asked what I was doing today. He told me to tell everybody hi except my mom 😂
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Mel Bale Nov 26
me tapping my watch and loudly asking what time is kick off
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Tall Traveler 🗺✈ Dec 1
I kinda hope a team says they're gonna sign him... and then come back a day later and say they're signing someone else for 300k less...
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🎄Yuletide Soph🎄 Dec 3
Me when someone says suits are for men and dresses are for women
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