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Maïa Dunphy 30 Mar 17
Sesame seed rolled off my bagel. I stopped it with my finger & popped it into my mouth before realising it was a tiny fly.
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Liam Campbell 2 Sep 13
There's a fly in my eye
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Christy YODER 4 Jun 12
I think I may have just eaten a bug.
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Jennifer Birchall 21 Apr 12
I've just eaten a 5 day out of date cream cake. I feel like the woman who swallowed a fly
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Love,laugh&happiness 4 Sep 13
3rd bike ride today and I swallow a fly 🚲
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LRW 23 Aug 11
3 mile run. Think I swallowed a fly .
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Angela Vincent 2 Jul 13
Replying to @NightOwly @GuardianAng
I'm the lady who swallowed the fly! ! “: Sorry but I'm crying-laughing... After ALL the maggot talk.”
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Gemma Hawdon 4 Jan 13
Replying to @LeMoz23
you may also witness the fly coming out later that caused the receipt blow!! There was an old woman
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Thomas Chapman 4 Sep 12
Just swallowed a fly, I don't know why
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Melody Carr 1 May 15
OMG OMG I swallowed a fly!!!!
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warren lee 25 Jun 13
i dont know why i swallowed a fly but i'm buggered if i'm swallowing a spider to catch it.. i'll take my chances
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Amicus Ryelei 12 Jun 12
I've got that funny feeling when I can't remember if I put my chewing gum in the bin or if I've swallowed it.
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Tootsie 14 Sep 13
I literally just swallowed a fly while I was running... This makes me incredibly unhappy
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Katie Keegan 19 Jul 16
After 10 days of trying to be careful about what I eat and drink in India, today I swallowed a fly 🤒
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Sarah 9 Dec 14
The more things I add to my pasta to rectify it, the worse it gets. Like the old lady that swallowed a fly.
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Rich Wilson 3 Sep 14
Literally just swallowed a fly. Anyone know where I can find a spider?
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🌝 25 Oct 17
And now I have a stye in my eye
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Scott Watson 25 Mar 17
Actually swallowed a fly today. Does that mean I need to swallow a spider to catch it?
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Wendy Ellis 28 Feb 15
Ingested an insect half way round this morning. Didn't help my timings.
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Georgina 18 May 14
Yesterday I swallowed a fly while running, and today a spider fell on my face. Bit wary of birds now..
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