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Goatman Bard Aug 26
“Excuse me, miss...but what’s the political climate of this here village?”
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DeeDee Aug 8
“That man just head butted me an I fell in love”
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Darian ⚡️ 13 Sep 14
"Anyone want to hold this knife?"
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Andi @ BCT Sep 15
“Can I have consent from Walmart?”
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DEEPEntertainmentEP Dec 16
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DJFingerBlast 24 Feb 18
Friend: “HE WOULD DO IT FOR HOURS” Me: Doing What? Friend: *dramaticLly turns head*”DOUCHING”
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Rhianna Jackson-Kelso 31 Dec 14
"What are you guys talking about?" "Patriarchy."
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Chrixdiggit 18 Jul 14
"Hey mom, cut a mohawk into my hair"
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#CocoBongoStyle 24 Jan 15
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#CocoBongoStyle 23 Feb 15
Life is a dancefloor...
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Branden Sugden 🍁 15 Jul 17
"PhD's get drunk all the time. Does that make them stupid? No." - Aurora
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DJFingerBlast 17 Mar 18
Friend: *turns around with a wine glass full of beer* WHO THE FUCK IS AJ?!
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Rixos Sungate 30 Apr 18
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The Deducers 30 Nov 16
"My penis longs for you" — Sir Winston Churchill
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Chocolate Stark 🐺 8 Aug 15
"what's your name?" "Chocolate Thunder." "no, really..." "no, really..."
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Chocolate Stark 🐺 8 Aug 15
"Are you Chocolate Thunder??" "YOU WORK AT CHIPOTLE HEY"
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Juliet and Zoe 26 Aug 16
On Friday evening remember that all we have is now!
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Eunice Mae E. - Graphic & Web Designer Sep 14
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Nami 👻 5 Dec 15
"A1 from day1"
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Life Quotesz 12 Mar 15
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