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Eileen Toomey-Wright Jun 23
JOINT STATEMENT Adam Bandt: "We are disappointed that the Advertising and Marketing arm of the Greens and ALP will shed 250 jobs" Albo: "He means the ABC" *long pause* Bandt: "Did someone say 'joint'?" *giggling*
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Eileen Toomey-Wright Jun 29
BREAKING The Left have staged a protest against Rupert Murdoch in the Melbourne suburb of Moorooduc. In a hilarious mix-up, it turns out that it was organised by Dyslexic Socialists of Australia and Associated Graduates of the Victorian Education System.
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Eileen Toomey-Wright Jun 25
Ita's letter: "The job cuts are appalling. Fortunately, we have kept all members of our Race Division Division to post up to 17 stories a day on what filthy racists Australians are because, frankly, this is our prime objective. And sacking them would be racist"
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EᒪIᒍᗩᕼ (ᛖᛚᛇᚨᚺ) Jun 25
Elijah Mikaelson The Noble Stag 𝘽𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 -Mostly canon portrayal -Open to SLs and banter -Writer's main RP account -WT-
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Eileen Toomey-Wright 5h
STATEMENT Dan Andrews "Following the mass checking of papers by police, those found to be breaching rules will be sent to internment camps. It worked in the 1930s and 40s and it can work again today"
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Eileen Toomey-Wright Jun 28
STATEMENT Tim Flannery "Look, when it got tough to earn a quid as a mammologist, I reinvented myself as a Climate Change expert. Now that none of my predictions have come true, I have reinvented myself as a coronavirus expert. A bloke's gotta live"
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Eileen Toomey-Wright Jun 23
STATEMENT Sarah Hanson-Young: "I am disappointed by all this criticism of Dyson. While it's easy for some people to say Dyson sucks, I have one at home and they are excellent vacuum cleaners that do suck well"
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Eileen Toomey-Wright Jun 30
STATEMENT Anthony Albanese: "I have today committed to increased funding for the ABC if elected to government. The ALP has always had a proud tradition of rewarding its supporters and this case is no different"
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🐙 SMV Artist 🦑 || WOOMY! Jun 30
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Sean 17h
⟶ Starting anew ⟶ Firefighter ⟶ Single ⟶ ⟶ MC 21+ ⟶ Open to SL's and Banter ⟶ Mirrored responses ⟶ RT's/Likes are appreciated
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Mιɳ Mιɳ {#81} Jun 23
⟨⟨ –––– –––– ⟩⟩ ⟨⟨ –––– –––– ⟩⟩ ❝ 𝓘 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓬𝔂 𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓷! 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓵, 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓪 𝓵𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭𝓼... ❞ ⟨⟨ –––– ↻ & ♡ –––– ⟩⟩
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Hαɾυ Oƙυɱυɾα Jun 30
⟨⟨ –––– –––– ⟩⟩ ⟨⟨ –––– –––– ⟩⟩ ❝ 𝓐𝓽 𝓯𝓲𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓾𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓶𝓮... 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝔀, 𝓲𝓽'𝓼 𝓶𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮. ❞ ⟨⟨ –––– ↻ & ♡ –––– ⟩⟩
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Rabtoons - FF In a Nutshell Jun 26
Stand by me... 2 metres over there.
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𝙍𝙤𝙧𝙮 Jun 25
⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝗥𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗚𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱 (n.) a talkative puppy boy with attachment issue and anxiety who secretly dating a co-worker named Ernesto — .
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Dσɾσƚԋҽα Jun 26
⟨⟨ –––– –––– ⟩⟩ ⟨⟨ –––– –––– ⟩⟩ ❝ 𝓓𝓸𝓷’𝓽 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓵 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓮 𝓽𝓸𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓸𝔀? ❞ ⟨⟨ –––– ↻ & ♡ –––– ⟩⟩
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R0b NameChange Jun 28
Rouge Marketing Intelligence Coups (Primarily Based in NYC found Deploying Bombardments of Cyber Viruses into "Artificial Intelligence" for 2016 Strategic GEO Political Conquest. Propaganda, Dialogue, and Public Figure Surrogates via Social Media, and Essential Services.
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𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘓𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘺 Jun 30
❛The day that you start thinking that love is overrated❜ ✏️𝙰𝚞 𝘏𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘓𝘢𝘩𝘦𝘺 ✏️SS/MV Descriptive/Literate Lewd/NonLewd ✏️18+ Dark/ Light Themes ✏️Friendly writer ✏️ 𝘉𝘦𝘵𝘢 𝘛𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 ↻ & ♥ ?
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Dr. Jane Foster. Parody. Jun 23
"How do I change the ringtone on this thing." ✨ Flipped account 🔭 Dr Jane Foster ✨ Astronomer and astrophysicist 💞 My wife 🔭 My assistant is ✨ Part of 🔭 Written by 🔭 RT
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Kingshuk Das 16h
Fairness: a short comic strip as a thread. After recent protests in India, Unilever announced that it will re-brand “Fair & Lovely”, its best-selling brand of skin-whitening cream. Changing the name, not the actual product. Some brainstorming ideas for the re-brand👇🏾
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Author🦑 John DeLaughter🦑 Jun 28
🦑Here at the informal Lovecraft News Network, we spare no expense in employing the latest, state-of-the-art computing equipment in bringing the best if Lovecraftiana & horror! Here's a picture of our latest acquisition, doesn't it just scream "hi-tech"?🦑
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