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Dads With Attitudes 🏁 16h
Via thebuttonupdad: "The girls surprised treated me with a birthday trip to last week. I love the ribeye and they love seeing me hop on the birthday saddle 😂⁣ ⁣
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Cathy 6h
When you’ve broken down, by yourself, on the outskirts of Bristol and the recovery guys are taking hours. But actually that’s ok, because the peace and quiet is really nice
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Hipsy Bohannon 5h
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Rita Crummy 9h
One of my kids could recite the abc in it’s entirety at 18 months. The other sits on command and barks like a dog crawling on all fours.
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Andy @ Dads Sofa Jun 20
Tonight’s . Tonight is the “Why the heck won’t she settle special”. . . .
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Mothering A Rainbow Jun 19
Ellie's new thing is shouting for her Dad and requesting "Not You Mummy"... I've taught her well 🤣
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Angharad Paull Jun 18
No.14 on the list of skills needed to be acquired as a parent: learning to sleep in narrow spaces...
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HotTea Mama Jun 21
Saturday feels 🙇🏻‍♀️ To all the other parents who lost the argument and had to take the early shift today, I’m right here with you
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Lucy Feb 1
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HotTea Mama Jun 17
Welcome to parenthood!! 🙈💤🤦🏻‍♀️ @ Oxford, Oxfordshire
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Harriet Horsbrough May 14
Strong coffees to be sent in the direction of me and today please 😴☕️
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Becqui Jean Apr 26
So Danny just dropped a jar of peanut butter and smashed the hob top to smithereens. In other news R can now say ‘fuck’
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Anxious Mummy Dec 20
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Dani Arlington Dec 12
Quote of the day “No, we don’t put our faces on the toilet”
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Claire Gibson Feb 10
Apparently the comfiest seat in the house to watch is in a box
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Jen Murphy May 2
is an EPIC problem we're passing down to the next generation so it's high time we take it by its metaphorical horns and parent the sh*t out of it. And in doing so, give our kids a chance
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Becqui Jean May 31
The only thing my child will eat this evening is gnocchi
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One Hull of a mum May 1
Yesss!!! Kids in bed early, no arguments alllll day and I'm bathed and takeaway is been ordered.... What a fucking glorious day!!!!
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Huxlife May 21
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SippingAndStyling Jan 15
Toilet training is the pits. Inwardly screaming "just do a bloody poo in the toilet" while outwardly saying "its ok, you'll get there"
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