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Jason Hyde 13h
My son picked up a habit of randomly saying phrases from commercials out of nowhere throughout the day and it’s like watching your favorite show with an hour of commercials you can’t skip.
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Marlena Ryan Sep 19
Can someone make an award and call it, "I survived my toddler".
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Wendy Silver 11h
My 15 year old son just informed me I cut lettuce too small and he would like to cut his own. (Also he’s a boy who never ate greens till like a month ago. ) My work here is done. 🙏
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Dave Thomas 17h
snapshot: trying to get roast dinner stuff in the oven to create a window of opportunity to go and change trousers for a pair that don't have small boy piss all down one leg.
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Golden Goddess🙈 Sep 21
Straight up. I went to give my 7mo a kiss and she burped on my mouth and had the nerve to laugh about it 🙃 have you ever experienced a formula burp in your face? Shit stinks
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B_sonka 17h
If parents aren’t supposed to say “what the fuck” in front of their kids, then Legos should not exist.
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A$AP Popey Sep 21
As a parent, I dream of days of unlimited free time, disposal cash and trips to exotic locations. Only to be awoken by my child, sitting on my chest, asking for yogurt.
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Alana Robertson Sep 21
Is it normal to dislike other people's kids?
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Paige👸🏼 9h
Why does amber keep calling her boyfriend “buddy” ??
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Sarah Poppe Sep 21
You don’t appreciate it until you’re a grown adult, but sometimes a hot shower can save a life 🙌
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Richard England 7h
My favorite thing about having a baby, for sure, is the semi-regular fear I am doing something/everything catastrophically wrong. Fun!
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Victoria Scott Sep 21
is finding a mysterious substance smeared all over your daughter's bedroom window, and having to sniff it to figure out what it is. She denies it, but I reckon it's yoghurt. Thankfully.
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Stay-at-Home Dad Sep 21
I had no idea, not even close, how brutally exhausting SAHP life would be! Office jobs are EASY compared to this. I elaborate in my new book...*0.99 cents...*limited time. I'd be most grateful if you could spread the word. 😁
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Joshua Tavernier Sep 19
"Looook!"- @meghantavernier "She's 'bout tuh." - Me It's the little things.
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IamTamiDNP 14h
Kids entertainment. Lol. I guess this my new life. Lol. . Happy birthday Marleigh....
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Krista Thompson Sep 21
I have baby fever so bad right now that I am currently searching up baby names! Tomorrow after my kids get up and start the fighting, the baby fever will be gone! Is it morning yet?
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Emily Hopkins 4h
I also would move in with my grandma if it meant I got to date Michael B Jordan
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💀One Kidney Widget & Gangplank Gizmo💀 4h
Does these kitties takings purrrenting classes from & ???
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💜🐿🔮Shy🔮🐿💜 14h
This is parenthood! Shielding your child from the evils of the world!
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Roger Maddox 18h
Charlie preaching on Winning for the family
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