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SwoleBerg Santana 16m
When me and my homie are talking shit and he tells me I get no bitches
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Candace 4h
A summary of today.
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Dr. Faust 13h
Girls gonna be girls if they get What they gonna get #deep#
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Jason Belmonte 2h
Ever wanted to see the perspective from the head pin? Now you can!
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beks 19h
a rock can get married but i can’t get a text back
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Robbie Horn 22h
Lmao!All time great quote on . β€œI Don’t Want Your Anal” hilarious! in more ways than one. 😜
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sharpie718 Aug 20
This is why I don't eat anymore. It's the cheapest shit you'll ever take.
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Michelle Tseng 20h
Told someone tonight how many papers I’ve published the last 6 yrs (not many). They responded with - that’s how many I publish in a year, maybe you should go home and work on your papers.
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Laura πŸ¦‹ 12h
I think my uterus is trying to kill me today. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜©πŸ˜“
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DM3 Marketing Aug 20
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ashley.phoenix Aug 16
I survided sin city ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Jerel Chacko Aug 20
So I got rejected for the ⁦⁩ card since my student debt is too high. Tried emailing ⁦⁩ but no response. Tried reaching out to ⁦⁩ and I think they thought I was dense.
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🎳Brandon🎳 Aug 20
It happened again Dave finding the quick way down. Lol
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Trakcixs Aug 17
Bruh...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Teresa Chinn MBE RN 8h
Tore my nail whilst taking off my sports bra ... wonder if it counts as a sports related injury ??
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David Schwarz 17h
We’ve been talking about the most infamous bouncers in cricket on ... the best has to be Malcolm Marshall’s on Mike Gatting 😳
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Tiffanie πŸ–€ 23h
I might need a magenta knee brace. I think my body is telling me to "sat down" somewhere!
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Elena Aug 20
Replying to @songsbyhannah
8 hours in the garden! 😳 Garden is smiling...me, not so much!
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Chris Gibney Aug 20
First time feeling bad Ronda
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ash !! ✨ Aug 20
my phone seriously just made a slideshow of all the pics of me & my mom before i leave for college
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