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Matthew Hardy 3m
On many metrics, the U.K. economy is indistinguishable from the one May inherited from David Cameron in 2016. Productivity growth remains abysmal, austerity continues, homes are largely unaffordable for first-time buyers and deep divisions persist via
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CJRadley 2h
No stream for a while, I parked my car inside another car.
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Rob 2h
Things I learnt yesterday. Iโ€™m not very good at funerals! ๐Ÿ˜ฅ Being bald and sat in the โ˜€๏ธsun for even the shortest period of time do not mix..... ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ”ด
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23.๐Ÿ‘ 23h
This thing will take a bitch out!! !!!
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Tom 2h
After 3 shit days in the hospital finally back home where I belong withe family. Friendly tip : never fracture your right arm and break your left elbow at the same time
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Julie Gosden Turner May 23
Plus my veins are rubbish. Blood was taken from arms and both hands today
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xoxo, Jerry โญ๏ธ 6h
I tried going to the gym to have an early work out and I hate myself
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Saroo May 19
Hello cancer ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ
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Alice Evelyn 7h
Me *gets told I have insertional Achilles tendinitis and not to wear shoes without orthotics in and to rest* Also me *goes ice skating using hired skates.*
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Ellie Wells 28m
Stinging nettles are the most pointless plant
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Tom Fenning 2h
Replying to @tom_fenning
As Philip Ryken puts it: "The reason we have trouble recognising our own private idolatries is not because we don't have any false gods anymore but because we have so many!"
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Joel Turner 21h
Rode tonight from Tunbridge Wells to collect the car from Hartfield. Followed the Medway along old railway line across the Kent/Sussex border. Lucky to live in a place with so much beauty on our doorstep. My mood was slightly marred by the bill for the head gasket though
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Christina Shaw May 21
I tenderized my finger good today. Five cuts on this one finger ๐Ÿ˜ž
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Marc Yaffee 23h
Free vasectomies. Mall of America
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Chef Robie 2m
Replying to @dddvi_
Have a nice rest... For me... ๐Ÿ˜‰
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Garry(Oobz') May 15
What was he thinking?๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Slam๐Ÿ€Dank May 22
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Alison's Bee Class May 22
Lost my, normally boney, knuckles. Bee sting
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Tesha May 22
Great way to finish the season - reduced production & reduced payout ๐Ÿ˜–
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Candice Kennington 18h
Looks like a comfortable way to read...๐Ÿฅด
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