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Wayne Street Jr Sep 18
When you ostomy pouch breaks right before your scheduled to teach you cal on a paper clip to do the job
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Stephie Simpson 22 Aug 18
45 minutes later hopefully it's sorted itself. I could have done with going to my appt but my stoma didn't agree! products to the rescue now my stoma has stopped retracting more than normal.
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Sunny-Michel Jan 12
What’s that you say? You poop sitting down? Have fun living in 2020 while I’m over here living in 3020. I can poop standing up, in public, while staring you straight in the face. Ya basic.
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Empowering Patients,LLC • Alison 4 Oct 18
CHAT: in about 35 mins, join in on an early chat in celebration of ! It's bound to have loads of fantastic information for new and old ! Join in with the tag and I'll see you there!
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Stephie Simpson 3 Apr 19
It's official under the base plate is absolutely horrific. I only changed my bag on Sunday I really don't want to have to change it again!
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Lisha Hassanali 23 Feb 19
Grateful to all the support I've received over the years!
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Stephie Simpson 5 May 19
Was sat on the path the other night and someone said "You will get piles" I had to stop myself from saying "sorry love I don't have an arsehole any more"
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crohns fighting 18 Sep 19
🤣🤣🤣😬😱 When you have a leak in the small hrs , get up and get cleaned and changed for work. Check the bed and thought it was safe..... Nope poor panda stripped it down later in the morning FML
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#IBDSuperHeroes Aug 26
Another day I am thankful for my ostomy...and that it allows me to live life to the fullest with the people I love! ❤️❤️💙💙
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Samwise 🔜 PAXU ♿️ 6 Jan 18
Just chillin’, watching docs on Agincourt while knitting and talking back to my very burbly stoma, like ya do. Happy Saturday, friends! 🌈✨
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Biden/Harris for sanity 27 Feb 19
Today is my 4 year anniversary of getting out of the hospital after having my guts literally cut out, apparently, according to my wife, I don’t pay attn to this date bc I hate it, I’m alive bc of it, but life has changed 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Paul Wischmeyer MD ⎪ #NutritionMatters 💪 Jul 1
Really looking forward to this discussion on life after surgey for and how to best prepare and recover from surgery!
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Stephie Simpson 22 Nov 18
Do you know what is difficult? When you sit down to empty your bag, but need to keep a full bladder for a scan. So you try and squat to empty into a very low toilet but your makes your knees and joints lock! scan soon!
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ingevdln Aug 30
Most of the nights I get up once/twice to empty bags. Husband going to work just woke me up to tell me he's probably lost his wallet? Too much information at 4 am!!! Please respect this woman's sleep* *I'm not responsible for the consequences today 🥱
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Stephie Simpson Mar 10
Second leak from hEDS pancaking in 4 hours with something I ate over 12 hours ago. I'm honestly starting to struggle now. Thankfully seeing my SCN today but that means ANOTHER bag change 😭 she is aiming to refer me to a dietician to see what can be done there.
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The Spoonie Mummy Oct 5
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Laura Michelle 14 Dec 18
When you have to accept that your Ostomy does run the show when it comes to eating apples...
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Marisa Troy-Garufi 19 Sep 18
Gah. My skin hurts so badly I have no clue how I’m going to fall asleep.
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Marisa Troy-Garufi 28 May 19
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Pelican Healthcare 20 Aug 18
… It's not just for skin creams and beauty products - Vitamin E is clinically proven to help soothe irritated skin
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