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rat bitch 5h
can’t get bullied if you’re into it
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Jemima Owen 7h
Just letting the chilli burn on the hob while listening to my hubby on
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laura 15h
I’m not an attractive person so I typically scowl at myself in the mirror in the bathroom. Today someone caught me.
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Malachiae 13h
If you don’t believe me let me show you
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Rory Randall 4h
This book had me falling off the deep end in line management today harping on about iatrogenic harm, social const. of illness.. Manager stared back at me blankly. 👀 I am honestly surprised that I am still employed at this point. Anyone know of any cafe jobs going?
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The BAD dentist Aug 21
Someone: How cool can u be ? . . Me : Not less than 21°C ..!! 🙊
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HillyCane15 15h
Somethings wrong here... LOL !
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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝙾𝚗𝚎-der Aug 17
I would have wasted 7 of them
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jessieltaguero Aug 21
Malcolm vacuumed my whole car today & im eating crispy ass chicken wings in the drivers seat🤭
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βҽէհąղվ🌵🌅🌴 19h
Um apparently I have a lot of things I want to share on Twitter that art twitter just wouldn’t understand - so I’m back to mom twitter💀
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Nate Byrd Aug 18
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B R E N N E N Aug 20
I just ordered a custom license plate frame that says “COLLAGE DROPOUT” but just realized I spelt college wrong guess It fits the brand....
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Laura 16h
Every friggin holiday I’m like ‘right - I don’t need any more clothes, I have everything I need’ and every single time I have a mad panic spending spree and seem to order a million things 🙈🤦🏼‍♀️
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Sid Aug 17
Might have killed the only other living thing in my flat. Put it on the window sill in the spare room a while ago and forgot about it.
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🔞pone demon🔞 13h
Welp... playing a heavy minecraft modpack with 8 of 16gb of ram assigned to it while simultaneously watching Netflix, being in a discord call and having twitter in the background was a bit too much for my pc... xd
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Craig Williams Aug 17
Replying to @GaryLineker
I prefer not speak
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Books and Wine 22h
Getting caught snapping a celeb in Soho
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Erin McGurk Aug 20
Concentration and finesse in action in Berlin with our administrative Jenga challenge! !
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katie l. davis Aug 19
So I found a snack shop near my hotel that’s open late.
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Sonia Chang-Díaz Aug 19
Heya, kind people of , thanks for leaving my bike helmet right where i left it this morning!
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