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Lose Kilos Jun 12
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.
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Single In A Small Town Jun 12
Men, I do not want to be alone forever. Please stop being creatures and trying to turn me into a man-hater.
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Stacey Jun 12
Guy's tinder bio: *I like smart women* Me: "speaking of smart women, there's a grammatical error in your bio" Guy: *unmatches me*
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NurseAngst Jun 17
The question I hate the most? "What do you do for fun?" Because I can't answer "lock my door and masturbate quickly before the kids figure out what I'm up to" Or "drink wine with my cats"
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Dating Profile Dogs Jun 13
Even this puppy was unimpressed that his human had a blank bumble bio
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NurseAngst Jun 14
I have no idea how to interpret this comment on a (fully clothed) picture from my profile
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Holly Nicole Combs Jun 15
What are your thoughts on online dating? You hear success stories, but you also hear horror stories. Do you think it is worth it to kiss an exponential amount of toads to find your proverbial prince?
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NurseAngst Jun 16
Welp, that was a waste of two days of texting
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Tinderella Jun 14
“I want to taste you” - tinder bio charm score 10/10
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Single In A Small Town Jun 13
I also just deleted my tinder. Inrefuwe to believe that my options are so limited. Surely signing up again in a few days will mean all new eligible bachelors will also have signed up... Right?
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Staying Single Jun 13
The best conversation starter I've come across.
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NurseAngst Jun 13
Just got creeped out reading a 50yr old guy's profile wherein he stated he wants to date a single mom with (specifically) a daughter....and he's looking for a wife
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Chivalry May Be Dead Jun 17
Guest Post from Jess. Some people really need to work on their flirting technique.
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Jacqui Jun 14
When I tell a guy I'm not interested in smokers and they reply with "I've recently given up." Every. Single. Time.
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NurseAngst Jun 14
I want to find somebody, but I really don't want to go on any more first dates...
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Awko Taco Dates Jun 11
Honestly at this point in I would be happy to get a reply of more than five words.
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Bridget’s Knickers Jun 16
Just the five month ghosting 👻🙅🏻‍♀️
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Cherry Picking Jun 14
#25 is costing me a fortune in road tolls. I am also costing him a fortune in road tolls. And fuel is $$ ATM. Date a local, people!
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Staying Single Jun 14
How much longer until I can give up and find a sugar daddy?
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Dating Profile Dogs Jun 13
Saw this dog on a few weeks ago and this may be the happiest looking dog to ever exist!
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