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Michael Kelly Oct 20
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Elizabeth 16 Jun 14
Sister: "Connect 4!" Brother: "Where?" Sister: "Diagonally." Brother: "Pretty sneaky sis..."
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Sam Nieman 26 Nov 12
Take me fishing, because my wedding will be sooner than you think
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TJ Gordon 8 Aug 13
Replying to @mr_ncs
NEW YORK CITY!!!
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j e s s i c a 25 Jan 12
Mom! Mom! Aden cut me in half again!!
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Brennan Mac 9 Jan 13
Have you ever wanted to be an Oscar Mayer weiner?
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106.1 BLI 7 Aug 13
It's after 10PM...do you know where your children are?
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Zach Keene 17 Mar 17
Replying to @heathhunziker
We used the "sprited" growing up.
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Lopecci 14 Aug 13
I figured would come back and say "you're still not getting my bud light" :))
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Jason Paepke Sep 20
Only thing that would make this better would be to have the “Chefs” guy saying “Great google-moogly” at the end
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Adesina O. Koiki 16 Mar 17
If does pull this off, don't dare call this an "upset"...like you don't dare call Polaner All Fruit "jelly."
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d1. 24 Apr 12
cant get enough of that co-co crisp
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Joe Piccone 26 Apr 12
rangers, rangers, gotta have a rangers!
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Jesse Hall 28 Oct 11
I've fallen and I can't get up.
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Just lil ol me, gLip Apr 26
Hefty Hefty Hefty… Wimpy Wimpy Wimpy… Hefty… Wimpy…
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Infamous Pinoy 26 Aug 12
The best part of waking up is folders in your cup haha
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jodie 11 Sep 11
'My thing's sound effects. Here's a T rex... Sjiwdwusjiojdjdwqdjd '
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Gerry 24 Sep 17
10-10.....220.....might be showing my age here.
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Adam Howell 9 Mar 15
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Tishaura O. Jones 27 Aug 12
Calgon! Take me away!
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